Fun and cute little sandbox/minigame collection. 10x better with friends. Might have gambled a little bit too much hehe.

I actually like the second one more.

I actually like the first one more.

This gotta be my most replayed game vanilla and hacks combined. It never misses.

For the ORIGINAL game.

So based, so... fvcking... zased.

A story told by the clash of your and the enemy's weapon. Truly a work of art.

The version I played, the version I liked. Pretty free form game, a lot of content to enjoy.

As per usual, Nier story is convoluted af. But everything complements itself very well.

This review includes my first experience with the original game.

What a fucking rollercoaster...
Just Monika.

This being like the OG gacha with so much outdated mechanics you wanna rip your hair out with a trephine. It still has a special place in my heart.

At the end of the day, 416 is all you need.

Everytime I wanna quit, they just release a new event with new music.

Fuck it, this is a music company that has by pure chance a game to showcase their songs.

You would think after 100 hours into the game and completing every single achievement, a line of dialogue would finally repeat... Nope, I keep getting new lines.

The redemption arc was crazy. This game is amazing, it as before but you had to dig through a pile of elephant shit with your armpits to find the diamonds, and now its only the diamonds!

Minor detail here and there cuts this narrative and voice acting masterpiece short of 5 stars.

I want to hit myself in the head with a sledgehammer to induce amnesia so I can play it again for the first time, then repeat the process until I die.

I hate that I have to give this game 5 stars... But it's the literal peak of RTS games. Campaigns, versus, coop, custom maps. IT JUST HAD TO BELONG TO BLIZZARD. Explodes

Since this game has the first one included, this review will go for both games:

I FUCKING LOVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.