Got so pissed I didn't even catch that fucker.

Listening to a fucking banger right now; Windy summer!!! do do do do do do do do! Ok let's review this fucking game: Golf is for prudes!

Pink bastard, I'll get you someday...

Mario is his name and well, I'm afraid he's here to stay!

Ough so full, Mario you must feed me starbits, put them in my mouth... ough...

Breaking Bad reference incoming: Mario after defeating Bowser be like "I am the one who spins!"

Used to go to igloos and throw snowballs around saying it was poo and that I was pooing everywhere in their house.

There was this video called "Waluigi Possessed" on youtube, or something similar, that my sister and I used to find hysterical because Luigi arrives in the background and looks fearfully at the consumed Waluigi.

I beat this in one sitting and my thumb had a dent in it from pushing the 'A' button down for about 4 hours straight.

Mario Kart 9 leak: You drive on wall in 8, now get ready to enter new dimension in Mario Kart 9.999999. Introducing new feature; Toad Harbour is the only map, 9 laps, each lap they make it more sad.

Look how much shorter it takes to select Wario.

(Enter Mario, dressed up like a turtle. He is bald and is wearing a prosthetic lip, he speaks with a strange accent) Am I not "Turtley" enough for the turtle power-up? (Mario hides in his fake shell prompting Peach to peer inside. Mario suddenly jumps out and bites her nose off before spitting it back onto her face: note, this is not violent and is done in a comedic and cartoony manner)

Shout out to the Peach-heads, who beat this game with Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom? I know I did!

Mario's goal is to collect a million coins? Yeah, this is why I hate the wealthy. He literally gets coins for killing people. No exceptions to the rule, we must eat Mario.