I bought this and Alan Wake on release. I promised to devote time to both games.

I've still never beaten Alan Wake.

I forced my brother to play co-op with me as Ryan Reynolds and Reynolds Ryan.

Multiplayer? In a Transformers movie game? Who thought that was a good idea?

They really made three expansions to Dead Rising 2 huh.

More like Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Doo Doo.

2011

I still remember people who bought this game at full price. LOLOLOL SUCKERS.

I stayed home from school, got every achievement in this game in one day, and then never played it again. Good times.

RPG based on X-Men? What could possibly go wrong? Two words: Silicon Knights.

This game has MULTIPLE Taylor Swift songs. Tells you all need to know.

I still watch Awesome Reach on a yearly basis.

I had a teacher in high school who sounded exactly like the dolphin in Rusty Bucket Bay.

Killing Johnny Gat offscreen still pisses me off more than ten years later.

Doesn't hold a candle to Cruisin' USA.