I wanna choke slam a dark koopa

Bullshitty in a lot of ways but the creativity and my child-self threatening me with violence makes it so I will always love it.

Finishing this for the first time in years feels like I reunited with a childhood friend.

This is a Nintendo game where the final boss has giant hands but you DON'T attack them?! What is the world coming to?!

I legit felt smarter learning how to beat the bosses. Kudos

I guess the final boss 1HKOing you with every punch was considered fair game design back then? Otherwise a banger.

2017

WHY THE FUCK DOES 1-2 SWITCH GET A SEQUEL BUT NOT THIS?!

I legit felt like that guy in the Star Wars Atari commercial playing this.

If this game ends up going under the radar that will be the biggest crime of the 21st century.

I'm glad I can get re-used to how this game handles but that doesn't change the fact that the ai are programmed to gang up on you obnoxiously.

How the fuck did Japanese players survive this game without a run button and with even more obnoxious encounter rates?!

I loved finding out where all the funny meme songs were from.

Plankton having the Shia Kazing move must be why my Switch has been crashing like a Wii.

Beating this game has got to have been on the top 5 of my bucket list and if I said I was glad to have gotten to play it that would be the understatement of the century.