Dittoid
2013
In an innovative new direction for the franchise, Super Mario 3D World dares to be the first (and only, to date) Mario game to have fun in it.
2016
You ever feel like your life is slipping away from you?
1995
Phantasmagoria is living proof that with a budget of $4.5 million, the work of over 200 creatives, and the most cutting-edge software of 1995, you too can create grade-A B-movie shlock.
2018
A nice afternoon with friends, predictably ruined by metagaming tryhards and your one friend who takes every accusation of guilt as a personal insult.
Evidence that a fucking banging soundtrack and interesting visual direction can redeem almost anything.
Almost.
Almost.
2019
I'm not saying transphobia is a trend in Murder Mystery VNs, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Literally the only fighting game worth playing
2021
Yuji Naka is the used up roast beef pussy of the gaming industry
1997
Lego Island is the closest I have ever come to authentically experiencing God.
There's a game mode where you just watch vocaloids relax in their rooms and you unlock furniture from the rooms and sometimes the vocaloids visit eachother and do a dance.
Also it has Disappearance of Hatsune Miku and Meltdown on the song list so uh, it's pretty based kino
Also it has Disappearance of Hatsune Miku and Meltdown on the song list so uh, it's pretty based kino
2003
This game somehow feels like the inside of the internet in 1997
I can't explain exactly why, it just does.
I can't explain exactly why, it just does.
2007
This game is quite honestly badass
I think it had racism against chinese people in it but that aside it is badass and I miss the tender days of my 6th year on this planet everytime I think about it
Update: upon replaying the game, holy fuck yeah this game is very, very racist and i don't know why. -1 star raft warsm not cool.
I think it had racism against chinese people in it but that aside it is badass and I miss the tender days of my 6th year on this planet everytime I think about it
Update: upon replaying the game, holy fuck yeah this game is very, very racist and i don't know why. -1 star raft warsm not cool.
2007
A man's restless soul is trapped within this game
Just a heads up
Just a heads up
Hadn't personally imagined that the guy who made QWOP and other wacky funny janky movement games was actually a smug self-satisfied nonce with a punchable voice but there you have it
Where are the fucking gyroids. Give me back my singing cacti Nintendo.
UPDATE: Nintendo have yielded to my demands. 1 additional star.
UPDATE: Nintendo have yielded to my demands. 1 additional star.