The Reviews are in!
0/10 - IGN
-45/100 - Shacknews
lol- Apple
3- CGMagazine
1 - HardDrive
P/5 - Android
2/5 - GamesRadar+
1.5/5 - McDonald’s
1/5 - Guardian
3 - CNN
-9.0X/10 - OnlyFans
Metacritic: -100


P3 is a game that meant a lot to me so to see a remake this immaculate where it fleshes out the characters (such as ken and strega) and makes the gameplay THIS much fun is a dream I didn't expect to be real. Going through everything all over again was something else and the ending destroyed me again. It was already perfect before but somehow they made it even better. All timer.

I still gotta beat it but idc it's already a 10/10 with how engaging it is and I haven't even gotten past like act 1

Update: I got to act 3 and this is game of the year no question about it. Perfect pacing, sharp narrative and dialogue, very intriguing and likeable cast with stellar voice performances, engaging battle system with a great class system, the freedom of shaping not only your own narrative but also perform unique ways to resolve situations and to top it all of an incredibly fun multiplayer. This game just has it all and it sounds like one that is too good to be true but it is that good and it is a really worthwhile investment. Every ounce of praise its getting isn't undeserved at the slightest.

Update 2: I beat the game! The epilogue made the end so much more satisfying and obv everything I said stands true still.

There's no limits to the glaze review edition:

Absolutely incredible. I knew it was gonna be the greatest Final Fantasy to my eyes and be up there with my favorite game but man it truly was and even exceeded my high expectations.

Og FFVII to my eyes is the pinnacle of the frnachise and I feel the same way about this one. Truly feels like all the entries in the end led to this one and experiencing filled me with pure glee.

It's mind melting to see how they reimagined and expanded on things from the og to this. It was crazy in remake but this man was a whole another level. The world is incredible and every region is distinct and massive in scale, none of it felt exhausting. The story is great too, its really character focused and they're all just great and a joy to journey alongside with. The whole story had me on my toes and they did the suspense aspect insanely well. All the emotional parts were on point, the main quest design was an upgrade from remake and has less dragging parts (There are like 2 but not r that bad imo) The world is charming too the whole game just felt like a dream man I was constantly going "This game is not real." Exploration so good it made me say welcome back xenoblade chronicles 3: Future Redeemed.

The gameplay too a real creamer, just fixed my issues with remake's and its incredible, so much fun and I r liked that in the story missions they make you get a good feel for all the characters. I usually don't take parts where the party is divided too kindly but how the game executed is very fucking good. Boss fights were always a high fukin point w remake and rebirth is no exception this is real gaming. Minigames are fun too.

Soundtrack is WILD perfect mix of remixes and new tracks just like remake only issue is that it gets overbearing and the audio mixing isnt not on point. Tweaking w the settings does make it better. Questing I feel like is worse than remake because the materia segment is like the 2nd thing for some reason so its annoying just cos of that. Regardless the quality of this game is just unreal I creamed and cried at the end, Side quests are r solid too.

Just yeah this game isnt even like my dream FF game just better than that its insane. Truly a once in a lifetime experience and part 3 has an insane responsibility to follow up with this one but I have the same complete faith I had with rebirth. One of SE's finest (also funniest) titles to date. Game of the life.


Let's just say. Loud explosion sound effect fans are in for a treat

Was so LOCKED IN I felt like drake after he took a sip of sprite.
#ThankYouTony

Once you get past some of the humps being how it handles tutorials and bits of the early game etc what awaits you is an incredible experience. Especially the last few chapters chapter 7 was p solid but 8-10 imo were perfect

Don't think there will ever be a day where I'll understand why this game came out the same day as elden ring

I definitely understand why this game is so loved. Despite my gripes it was so good still

ARR gave me HIV. Ending was great tho

One of the greatest stories ever told and a flawed gem of a game

Ending E saved my life and cured my terminal cancer. There not being a chapter select so you had to go through the same shit for route C and do the ending segment again for D was the cause of said cancer. R fucking good on everything else