QUESTION WHETHER OR NOT ITS OKAY TO ENCOURAGE CRUSHES BETWEEN CHILDREN IN THIS BANGER

WAITED OVER A DECADE FOR A BUTTON MASHING TIME WASTER

REMIND YOURSELF THAT CREATIVITY AND INNOVATION WILL ALWAYS BE ENEMIES TO GAMERS IN THIS BANGER

BEFRIEND RATS AND DRINK WHALE OIL IN THIS BANGER

WAVE DASHING F*CKED MY WIFE AND KILLED MY SON

ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO RATE THIS SHIT SO I WON'T TRY

GO TO PURGATORY I GUESS IN THIS BANGER

HOLD GROUP THERAPY FOR GODS IN THIS BANGER

DUN DUN DUN DUN BUH BUH BUH BUH IN THIS BANGER

GO WEEEEE THROUGH SAND IN THIS BANGER

LOOK RESPECTFULLY IN THIS BANGER

DEVELOP SHIT ZELDA OPINIONS IN THIS BANGER

JUICE UP A WRESTLER IN THIS BANGER

HE HE HO HO FARTS IN THIS BANGER

LEAVE LOVED ONES TO DIE IN THIS BANGER