You'll Cowards Don't Even Play Licensed NES Games
But you should. And no, we're not counting celebrity-endorsed and/or league-licensed sports games. Only NA/PAL releases.
If I missed anything, or if I very understandably somehow ended up with the wrong version of the multiple entries virtually every game on this list has, drop me a message/comment.
Currently missing Fisher Price: I Can Remember and Super Jeopardy. IGDB issues.
If I missed anything, or if I very understandably somehow ended up with the wrong version of the multiple entries virtually every game on this list has, drop me a message/comment.
Currently missing Fisher Price: I Can Remember and Super Jeopardy. IGDB issues.
192 Games
Hiding and speaking is just pretending to be a ghost to scare your sister.
Russo-Scottish espionage.
Do you think there are any women with more than the usual number of secondary sexual characteristics, or do you think this is a game where people who are jerks punch you through a fence?
Was... was that not Vanna before?
Th good sequel. Not to be confused with the bad one.
You can rebrand your Japanese movie tie-ins all you want, I'll find every one.
The game that taught me what a downport and, consequently, disappointment was.
Terrible, just terrible, you should absolutely play it.
Music good so hard AVGN.
Suddenly: saxophone.
Terrible fact: this mascot got cancelled because a guy that shared a name with him killed himself over it.
A metaphor for LJN's relentless license hunger.
Classic. None of that godforsaken Neo-Concentration.
It's no Impossible Mission, but it'll do.
The good movie and the bad movie combine to create a passable game.
You will get on/in the animal, and you will like it.
Bet you didn't know this was a TV show.
These people do not seem like they are here to help Bugs Bunny celebrate.
The good Golgo 13 game.
Don't let the gaslight you, this is a Terminator game where the rights fell through at the last second.
Unlike the movie, does not star Madonna.
Jeopardy, but distinguished by the passage of aesthetically pleasing portions of time.
Buy the game CIB, put the box on your nightstand, live life complete.
This island is severely lacking in interpersonal relationship skills.
Love is throwing your cousin into the void.
A great game that also has Thunder Mountain. Why, Thunder Mountain. You pox. You stain.
Othello, but just... so slow, and different.
When you find the perfect pair of jeans and just buy five of them on the spot.
The deep state will tell you this is not based off the Japanese film Mr. Vampire. They are lying to you. Stand strong.
It's another real life table, the sequel to which is, for some reason, a little horny.
There's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't have a silly sports spectacular.
Wheel of Fortune, but now it;s a threat.
In Japan this was based on a child actor and his... impression of a baseball player?
For this Die Hard, nine lives may not be enough.
Based on the Outrageous, Unpredictable and Fun-Filled TV Game Show!
Did you know Burt Reynolds, sex icon, is credited as a creator of this long-running game show?
Weird. Weird and fast.
I was alive when this movie came out and I still have no idea what it's about.
When I was little I loved the scene where the toaster danced.
Belgian comic book enjoyers rejoice: I see you.
This game has my least favorite Muppet: Grover. 0/5.
This fortress is positively unhinged.
Which Doctor incarnation do you think she is?
The reigning champion of Batman games.
There are people out there who will tear you down, tell you Ocean could never make a good game, that they were a license shovelware factory. They are demons, and they have no respect for this walk cycle.
I don't know if this one is as hard as the first because my therapist told me it was high-risk media for me.
I really don't know why they keep looking at these properties and not just making a 6/10 platformer with them.
Challenge your children. Destroy them.
Manga origins once again emerging from the woodworks to hurt completionists.
You're going to have dreams about the respawning enemies.
All Hollywood Squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are Hollywood Squares.
It's only a matter of time before some Rick & Morty fan reskins this.
You will learn the awkward pogo input, and you will love it.
Ernie, currently 3/3 for cover appearances. Hopefully he is on the cover of Sesame Street: Countdown as well.
Apex game, shun the doubters.
Trivia for the radical generation.
You are required to watch the terrible CGI morphing scene from the movie before playing this game.
Original sin.
I don't want to hear any crying about the dam level, it's not that bad once you figure it out.
You'll have to put your own reference in here, I've never seen the show.
I was so scared of mother as a kid.
Judge your child.
If you saw the note for DragonStrike: be wary. This one is set int he Dragonlance universe. Some of these dragons are good, and do not deserve striking.
You will never, ever get the final flag in the physical challenge.
The game show that brings its own punctuation.
Look how big those sprites are. Now fly over everything as Mothra.
Go. Go watch this movie. Now play the game. Consider the dissonance and the destructive nature of success within capitalist systems.
Noteworthy, as most pools aren't radiant at all.
It says it right there on the front: you drive the hit TV series. David Hasseloff is done for. Over. He is dead to you.
No way this will ever be easily edited for laughs in the future.
This game is so hard and also based on the hit TV series.
The not-so-good Golgo 13 game.
Arnold must have the record for the real person on the most NES covers.
That's Goku. On the cover. Goku-san himself.
Are you rescuing them from the firehouse, or on the firehouse's behalf?
You would expect this to have all the thrills and chills of hunting a giant shark, wouldn't you?
Yeah, this seems like a perfectly reasonable movie to turn into a video game.
The chopstick minigame still rules.
You're going to hate the oyster cracker minigame.
I bet this lifestyle-branded game is going to be tight.
Superman theme, but on kazoo.
Hello, rage.
The boys can have Sailor Moon, as a treat.
You probably already know The Goonies stayed trapped on Famicom.
Shoot, you animal. Shoot every tile of every screen. Find those secrets.
Apparently they thought a naked child was better than the Japanese media property this was originally based on.
They just wont stop reskinning Japanese properties, and this list won't stop growing.
Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere. That's what it stands for.
Can you believe the kid who played shortstop would go on to become the emotional core of Everything, Everywhere All at Once?
Not fondly remembered, and that;s because history is unjust.
This was supposed to be a Bond game and there's nothing you can do to stop me from including it.
Look at that little man on the cover. Look at his stride.
