You'll Cowards Don't Even Play Licensed NES Games
But you should. And no, we're not counting celebrity-endorsed and/or league-licensed sports games. Only NA/PAL releases.
If I missed anything, or if I very understandably somehow ended up with the wrong version of the multiple entries virtually every game on this list has, drop me a message/comment.
Currently missing Fisher Price: I Can Remember and Super Jeopardy. IGDB issues.
If I missed anything, or if I very understandably somehow ended up with the wrong version of the multiple entries virtually every game on this list has, drop me a message/comment.
Currently missing Fisher Price: I Can Remember and Super Jeopardy. IGDB issues.
192 Games
This game shows up twice in the database, and the other one has all the logs, but this one has the right box art so here we are.
Given previous experience, I am now concerned that this lifestyle-branded experience may not, in fact, be tight at all.
You will learn the awkward pogo input, and you will love it.
It's Ducktales, but slightly more complicated and much less played.
Often forgotten, as the youngest child so often is.
Imagine your first exposure to Felix the Cat being the unbelievably explicit bootleg XXX porn movie. Anyway, great game.
Powerful evidence that Capcom sought to lower the birth rate in Japan by tearing families apart.
Love is throwing your cousin into the void.
The game that taught me what a downport and, consequently, disappointment was.
The Ninja Gaiden of Looney Tunes.
This game with a figure, absolute peak.
Th good sequel. Not to be confused with the bad one.
The reigning champion of Batman games.
Mega Dark Man Duck.
The good Golgo 13 game.
You will get on/in the animal, and you will like it.
It is a heartless world that gives us Battletoads vs Double Dragon, but not G.I. Joe vs Contra.
Oh. Oh no. Why is that the cover.
Noteworthy, as most pools aren't radiant at all.
Belgian comic book enjoyers rejoice: I see you.
Which Doctor incarnation do you think she is?
It's a 1994 NES platformer, which means it's either an absolute banger or utter dreck.
You can rebrand your Japanese movie tie-ins all you want, I'll find every one.
Oh boy, problematic hidden gems.
No need to dig deeper for sleeper hits, you've hit... bedrock.
That dog is a real piece.
G.I. Joe x Atlantis = <3
The not-so-good Golgo 13 game.
Don't let the gaslight you, this is a Terminator game where the rights fell through at the last second.
The game that came after the reigning champion of Batman games.
Aladdin, but with half the bits.
Based on the Outrageous, Unpredictable and Fun-Filled TV Game Show!
This man, this comic book.
You can't hide from me, Mickey Mouse.
Taito showing up to make sure you grandpa's favorite cartoon gets some respect.
The moral of the story is that you should never let your daughter date.
You are required to watch the terrible CGI morphing scene from the movie before playing this game.
Look at that little man on the cover. Look at his stride.
Judge your child.
You probably already know The Goonies stayed trapped on Famicom.
It's no Impossible Mission, but it'll do.
Was... was that not Vanna before?
The best game about a movie I genuinely despise.
It's another real life table, the sequel to which is, for some reason, a little horny.
A little Konami smack 'em up, as a treat.
Never let them gaslight you: Star Fox 64 ripped the flippy maneuver off from this game.
Wheel of Fortune, but now it;s a threat.
You can play as Hamton in this one, and therefore it is notably worse.
Arguably the better version.
Did you know Burt Reynolds, sex icon, is credited as a creator of this long-running game show?
In a shocking twist, Casino Kid II, like its predecessor, is also based on a manga.
This one was a novel, believe it or not.
May you never be haunted by the theme song. Looping. Forever.
Franco-Belgian comics: not the first time you will see one on this list.
Better than the film.
Bet you didn't know this was a TV show.
See a dragon, strike a dragon.
You're not going to believe how buggy this game is.
Manga origins once again emerging from the woodworks to hurt completionists.
Captain America and Hawkeye go and do their own thing in an adventure of reasonable power levels.
An incredible way to lose faith in a random assortment of 100 people from a mall.
This was supposed to be a Bond game and there's nothing you can do to stop me from including it.
This fortress is positively unhinged.
In the distant past, all pulp icons get to have a tiny version.
Man who is too old for this is on system he is too young for. Fate is cruel.
I hate this band so much.
The best game to both not have and desperately need a save system.
Not fondly remembered, and that;s because history is unjust.
Terrible fact: this mascot got cancelled because a guy that shared a name with him killed himself over it.
The Waterworld video game had an incredible soundtrack, you know.
Then again, it doesn't feel like Ocean is really understanding the vicious satire that the original Robocop movie was, does it?
Nobody buys Sean Connery as Harrison Ford's dad.
I don't want to hear any crying about the dam level, it's not that bad once you figure it out.
Suddenly: saxophone.
It is so unbelievably obnoxious to try and find the right version of a game from a popular movie. I am begging for systems in search results.
The greatest game of raw tactical prowess ever invented.
Classic. None of that godforsaken Neo-Concentration.
All Hollywood Squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are Hollywood Squares.
Jeopardy, but distinguished by the passage of aesthetically pleasing portions of time.
The game show that brings its own punctuation.
Can you believe the kid who played shortstop would go on to become the emotional core of Everything, Everywhere All at Once?
They didn't even have to edit the racism out.
These people do not seem like they are here to help Bugs Bunny celebrate.
Look how big those sprites are. Now fly over everything as Mothra.
No way this will ever be easily edited for laughs in the future.
Turns out this was a real life pinball table.
Shin Megami Tensei prequel.
They just wont stop reskinning Japanese properties, and this list won't stop growing.
Please, let Officer Murphy rest.
Just what everyone wanted: a slow puzzle platformer starring the wackiest Simpsons character.
Basically everything used to get a cartoon if it was a movie that got even a little bit of traction with kids.
The boys can have Sailor Moon, as a treat.
A great game that also has Thunder Mountain. Why, Thunder Mountain. You pox. You stain.
Is it really a licensed game if you own the license but let someone else develop it for you? What if you develop it internally? What if I've had too much whiskey to care?
Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere. That's what it stands for.
Unlike the movie, does not star Madonna.
The deep state will tell you this is not based off the Japanese film Mr. Vampire. They are lying to you. Stand strong.
Russo-Scottish espionage.
A metaphor for LJN's relentless license hunger.
Yeah, this seems like a perfectly reasonable movie to turn into a video game.
