"it's not death - it's a reunion" I said after I plunged 4 and a half magazines worth of rounds into people that don't love this game

Poster child for "gets good after 55 hours", thank God the next entries understood the appeal of the game and improved on it

It's the video game equivalent of asking a fish to do your taxes for you

The hardest Zelda's gone since Twilight Princess

2018

This game reminds me of when I didn't understand Souls games