While you're thinking with Portal's, I've been thinking with Port Holes

Solid grindy Castlevania game, fun with friends, but loses the substance of other Metroidvanias.

Its like Mario 64 with Vampires

Much easier than traditional Castlevania, but still a job to play.

The game, the music, even the goofy ass cutscenes all slap.

Its like Bullet Witch, but with less absolute garbage

Had a ton of amazing ideas that where implemented terribly, I reeeeeaaaally wanted to love it. But damn it did me no favors.

The morality system is not improved from the first game, but the combat is better, the characters are more interesting and you have a dog that you can pet whenever you want so what more do I need to say.

One of the first games to popularize a morality system. Unfortunately that system is just as nuanced as they today, in that they are not at all nuanced and are extremely black and White. But if ya like British humor its fun.

Assassins Creed 4

I don't like racing games, please don't judge me.

Please refer to my Hyrule Warriors review for the review of this game.

Ungus bungus hits monsties with sword

OOOOOH I MIIISED!!!

Its literally the same thing as Mario Kart 8 on Wii U but with purple boosting.