Honestly, crappy framerate aside. This is actually pretty good by NES standards.

If it wasn't the switch online rewind feature I would've gotten like... 70 game overs

I found out that daisy was introduced to the Mario series before peach was even named peach....
That's a dumb fact but I felt like bringing it up.

Edit: so apparently she was always named peach in Japan.

Why is Kirby white on the cover of this game? Was that what his color was originally supposed to be?

Anyways it's fine, pretty average start for this series but it introduced king dedede who is the greatest character in fiction

Hideo Kojima wishes he was as good as this

Would love to see a game to Where the minions steal bananas from donkey Kong and then donkey Kong beats the everloving shit out of the minions.

The only sports game that matters

Unsurprisingly the game that introduced Wario is based.
That difficulty spike in the last level can go fuck off tho

This game introduced Yoshi so that's how you know it's based

THEY DIDN'T EVEN BRING BACK TOADS FACTORY THOSE FRAUDS!

OH GOD IM BEING INFECTED AAAAA
IM TURNING INTO A YOUTUBE SHORTS USER!
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BRRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP YES YES SKIBIDI DOP DOP YES YES AAAAAH HELP MEEEE IM A FUCKING RETARD NOW!!!! AAAHAAHHAAHAHHA!

Good game but I suck balls at it.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Hotel Mario. The Gameplay is extremely Subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the button options will go over a typical player's head. There's also Mario's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nintendo Sex Hotels, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the gameplay, to realize that they're not just fun- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Hotel Mario truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Luigi's existencial catchphrase "I hope she made lots spaghett" which itself is a cryptic reference to, once again, Nintendo sex hotels. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the genius of the controls unfolds itself on their Video game console. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Hotel Mario tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.