YEEHAW
im from texas so this game is basically autobiographical

so much heart in this city. gta is better with tall buildings (obviously) LA was a stupid choice

arguably the first roguelike.

buggy piece of shit. i like climbing a lot. combat is braindead just counter lol. and i never ever ever have given a shit about story (im a real one).

racist against robots. feels like clunky dogshit.

never before have i felt more convinced i will never be able to adequately control a video game. goo goo ga ga can't drive car car

delete jigglypuff = perfect game
possibly only game with good gameplay

"pm better" = skill issue + cope

this game is baller but like man it makes me feel bad about my skill as a gamer. if you like the story you eat glue.

best police simulator of any game i've played before. the mentally ill never see the beatings coming.

too many guns. otherwise fun. cover image is kind of scary.

pretty good but for some reason i can only play it when i'm in a bad mood. the dinosaur is cute. i'm not great at it though and it lacks complexity. more of a vodka game than a scotch game you know.

first in the brawl series. i think it has the best humor of the series. i played it in the senior lounge at my school. there was a hole in the wall where my friends put gross stuff like mayonnaise and dip spit. it didn't smell very good but we had a good time playing with our friends. except when the dirty marth pickers came to the party. or those olimar losers.

this game is pretty cool because there's so much stuff. as per usual with games the gameplay wasn't good. it feels like there is a magnet in the stealth skill tree.

this game is fuckin based if u haven't played it then play it it's like whoah it handles so nice. the first time i played it me and my friend in middle school stayed up all night taking turns whenever we died. it was pretty dang fun.

there's a lot of places to go and a lot of cars but it's all the same. story usually doesn't matter to me but this one is offensive. i like blowing stuff up and driving fast. some of the guns are cool.