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Depois de muitas horas pegando no pal, montando em pals, voando em pals e até lutando contra pals, até mesmo chegar a platinar esse mundo de pals, eu acho que tenho propriedade para falar de pal, eu fiz uma jornada com amigos desde o lançamento do jogo na versão gamepass e já no 1 dia tivemos problemas em relação servidor, mas foi muito divertido a gameplay e continuo sendo divertido pelos proximos dias, ficavamos o dia todo no pal, a anos que eu não ficava tanto tempo em um jogo em seguida, as 50 primeiras horas chegou voando, o jogo em si tinha algum bug ou outro, mas nada que realmente me incomodava tanto até chegar no teu end game, aproximadamente quando voce chega no lvl 40, o jogo deixa de ser um jogo e acaba virando um trabalho, na qual voce já conseguia fazer praticamente tudo no jogo inclusive as 4 torres iniciais, mas falta a ultima torre a qual no lvl antes do 50, era impossivel matar a tempo, só que o problema começa ai para chegar no lvl 50 o nv de xp que requer era absurdo, o jogo virava puro grinde e não tinha mais nada para fazer além de grindar grindar, repetindo torre varias e varias vezes, o jogo não tinha mais o sal e acabou ficando absurdamente cansativo, meus amigos que estavam a horas e horas jogando não estavam mais aguentando ficar no jogo comigo estava bem proximo a isso, tendo essa reta final afetado absurdamente o jogo que estava sendo muito bom até aquele ponto, fora isso eu realmente gostei desse jogo se não eu não teria jogado tantas horas em tão pouco tempo, tirando uns dias para voltar animar e finalmente derrotar a 5 torre que ainda foi cansativa mesmo estando no lvl 50, a qual tive que fazer sozinho ainda, já que meus amigos não suportavam mais o jogo.

my obsession for this game has reached too high of a peak
im at the point where i refuse to believe any other game made is better or even close 👍

Esse jogo possui uma genialidade embutida em sua simplicidade que é bem marcante. Tudo que ele oferece, ele oferece perfeitamente. PvZ é do caralho

O melhor jogo da história

Top 50 Favorites: #34

Not quite LittleBigPlanet levels of delicate ethereal, and it also noticeably lacks the variety of those games (even LBP3) but nonetheless stands tall as a dazzling sensory experience. In its finest moments feels like you're strolling through your own, most cherished nostalgic memories - with a folk score and emotionally-charged lighting effects that are both just out of this world. It has its quirks, some of the platforming is a little wonky - but come on, LOOK at this. Seriously just look at it and try to argue with anything you're seeing. Story is simple but touching, takes a backseat to the artistic showcase - though given the context and sheer feeling this thing conjures up I think that ultimately works in its favor. Just a lovely creation, brimming with warmth.

This game is a masterpiece. I want to give it more than 5 stars. It is by far my favorite game.
The boss fights are the best part. They are all so different that you don't feel bored fighting them. They are also fair, leading you to approaching them in different ways rather than just hoping they don't do certain moves. There is also so bloody many different ones, too! No fights overstay their welcome, too.
The world is awesome. It is super fun to explore and they do a great job of rewarding you with lore, drops, etc. for doing so. There is no point where I was like "Oh, good thing I just went through all that going off the beaten path for nothing." The world is also beautiful and immersive.
The story is fantastic.
You need to play this game. It will be one of the best video games you've ever played.

Pode não ser a minha escolha quando eu tô sem jogar nada, e nem ser algo que eu joguei loucamente, mas minecraft é um jogo genial e do caralho, isso é inegociável. Um dos melhores jogos ja feitos

When metroid was revealed as a girl, I screamed. Guilt filled my mind. "Did I just play democrat propaganda?" I pondered, struggling to come to terms with what I did. Women in gaming is a very political topic and seeing it in my games is insulting. But after a little thought. Metroid prime herself was hot. An Aryan beauty some may say. Then I realised that this was truly the best game ever made.

Como persona que tiene mucho sexo a toda hora, puedo decir que este juego es 100% parecido a tener sexo con una mujer, como yo siempre hago. Obviamente este juego no me puso caliente, no soy gay, yo tengo mucho sexo con mujeres reales como para gastar más de 15 minutos en este juego. Por otro lado me gustaria recomendar este juego a la gente que no tiene sexo (no como yo porque yo tengo mucho sexo con mujeres, mucho) como si ahí hubiese una mujer desnuda y está desnuda. Ella también se ve como una de mis varias novias con la que tuve mucho sexo. He tenido mucho sexo. También soy muy guapo y las mujeres SIEMPRE quieren tener sexo conmigo porque soy muy musculoso y guapo y muy bueno en los videojuegos. Todas mis novias dicen que soy muy bueno en el sexo y jugando videojuegos y siendo guapo. Una de mis enamoradas me pidió tener sexo con ella pero le dije que estaba jugando un juego de sexo y empezó a llorar y se hizo lesbiana y se suicidó porque no tuve sexo con ella. Tengo sexo con mujeres, no con hombres, no soy gay. Soy muy cool y guapo así que las chicas siempre quieren tener sexo conmigo porque soy muy cool y sexy. Mi pene es muy grande. A todas mis novias les gusta mi pene porque es muy grande y soy muy bueno en el sexo y lo soy, tengo mucho sexo. También soy muy guapo y sexy y tengo mucho sexo.

jogo shitpost pra jogar com os amigos, porra me mijei rindo jogando isso aqui mn, mto foda

My Joker Origin Story: One fateful day in September 2010, holding SIXTY US DOLLARS, for my birthday, I purchased a copy of Metroid: Other M from the local GameStop. I went home and played through this copy of Metroid: Other M that I had paid SIXTY US DOLLARS for, the very same month fucking HALO REACH came out. I played through that entire, rotten, pulsating, twisted evil game and hated it more than I had ever hated a game. I went back to that GameStop and gave them Metroid Other M and my Wii. Why even keep the Wii? What joy had it brought me recently? It was a conduit of pain for all I cared about. If your loved one was killed by the Ring videotape, would you keep the VHS player they placed the tape into?

Anyway, I had this rated 2 based on hazy memories from 12 years ago of a game that was terrible, but nowhere near as repugnant as something like Duke Nukem Forever. But now my eyes are open: this shit sucks. Bad. Samus feels floaty and like she has no heft, the control scheme is stupid as shit, her varia suit looks like total shit, this ugly puke orange thing going on. This game just has nothing for anyone.

Metroid fans want a game with exploration and cool locales, but this is basically a linear romp through a spaceship. Ninja Gaiden fans would want a challenging and meaty action game where you fight exceptional foes, but there is almost nothing here to test your mettle. Story fans would want a good story that's told well, instead of whatever the FUCK is going on here.

Hey btw I paid 60 dollars for this game in 2010. Do you know Nier and Xenoblade Chronicles came out that year too? Golly, I sure would have had fun with Xenoblade Chronicles!

I don't want to assign anything to the developers or writers, I'm SURE they aren't sexist and are doing okay at home. But it's hard to look at this rendition of Samus and not think there was some contempt for women that went into this, it's genuinely shocking how bad Samus comes across in this. It has been said time and time again, but the way the camera lingers on her body makes me go EEK!!

Basically, the way this game portrays Samus is so bad that if it came out today dipshit youtubers would buy it en-masse to Own the Liberals. But it came out in 2010 and hardly anyone bought it and everyone who did hated it because it sucks. Fuck you Other M!

I paid SIXTY DOLLARS FOR THIS!!! RED DEAD REDEMPTION CAME OUT JUST MONTHS EARLIER!!!

nossa senhora eu não suporto isso