2017

how did bros fuck up the online this bad

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Andrei Ulmeyda predicted simps that's how you KNOW this game is good

playing it on sven co-op meant my friend and I couldn't kill any of the scientists so it loses a star just for that

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Who designed those final stages bro I just want to talk

True gangster shit only real ones know (please translate it atlus please I am on my hands and knees)

Best experiment Sonic Team has made.

Yeah the controls suck, it's short as hell and the limit timer thing is really annoying but goddamn I love this world and some of the ideas they introduce like having where to go be told to you through an immersive comms unit that just adds so much to the core experience and how it handles having the gameplay be all about saving people are just really neat and ideas that I haven't seen in a lot of other games.

I know this will never happen but I hope this game's world and characters are expanded upon way more, with tighter controls and design choices that won't make me want to have to use save states in the final section, I mean it's firefighters in space for gods sake!

one of the funniest fucking games ever made easily

not good at this game at all but god it fucks

prolly has the best game over theme of all time

(fr tho play the arcade or dreamcast version with the original OST instead)

eternally on a quest to make the monsters infinitely less scary than me holding a stop sign

this feels like if a text adventure game made by an A-Level Computer Science Student was remade into a 3DO game

shoutouts to the unpaid intern narrator that sounds like she's done with this BS

still an adorable game tho

I refuse to give this a good rating despite how fun this game can be

Played the first few levels to understand just how bad a 3D platformer can be.

Safe to say I wasn't disappointed!