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Pizza Tower
2023
A fantastic, frantic and fast-paced platformer, the movement can be rather weird but it has a very high skill ceiling, and each level has its own little gimmick. Yet, it avoids the mistake that some platformers such as Super Mario 3D World have of said gimmicks feeling too one-note and shallow. My only complaint about the game is that to finish it you gotta get 90 of the 95 main collectibles in the entire game, which is already a stupidly high number, but to make matters worse the game makes collecting them in levels again confusing since it doesn't mark which ones you have already got.
Pizza Tower
2023
Pizza Tower is actually a character study. It's a study on a poor Italian pizza chef being pushed to his absolute limits and beyond. It's about a local business owner doing what he has to do to save his business from a corporate entity. It's about how the most unlikely of people can become the best of friends.
In all seriousness this game is just fun. It does exactly what it sets out to do and does it extremely well. It looks great with it's wild aesthetic that never fails to make giggle uncontrollably. It feels great to play. Admittedly the controls can take a bit of getting used to (Mainly with the mach mechanic and the super jumps), but once you get used to it works near perfectly. It sounds great. Any OST that pulls a Daft Punk reference is automatically amazing. This game really wears it's inspirations proudly on it's selves and manages to create something really special. I can not recommend this game enough.
In all seriousness this game is just fun. It does exactly what it sets out to do and does it extremely well. It looks great with it's wild aesthetic that never fails to make giggle uncontrollably. It feels great to play. Admittedly the controls can take a bit of getting used to (Mainly with the mach mechanic and the super jumps), but once you get used to it works near perfectly. It sounds great. Any OST that pulls a Daft Punk reference is automatically amazing. This game really wears it's inspirations proudly on it's selves and manages to create something really special. I can not recommend this game enough.
Resident Evil 5
2009
Resident Evil 5
2009
This review contains spoilers
Fantastic game. It's like this game marks the moment the series just realizes its potential in the gameplay and improves on it. Story is great with villains like Guilderstern and Ranmaru being a delight, the Samanosuke/Jacques duality is fun, length is just right and doesn't overstay its welcome, great soundtrack, tons of unlockables, WAY better voice acting than the first 2 games, etc. Simply a masterpiece.