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the quintessential game of the series. roxas > sora btw

“Klonoa… It’s time for you to go home, back to your Phantomile.”

My first experience with Klonoa was just about 2 months ago, right at the end of January. I knew next to nothing about this little guy and the extremely niche series that he hailed from, but what sparked my interest in these games was the profound and impactful impression that they left on people when I stumbled across its review page on this platform. Luckily for me when I was checking out my local game store, a copy of the Klonoa Phantasy Reverie series was sitting on the shelf and I instantly purchased it.

What appears as a simple, colorful mascot platformer at first glance, turns out to be so much more. Halfway through the game, Klonoa experiences pure rage and sadness in a turn of events that completely threw me off guard. It was this moment that made me realize what everyone had been talking about and why this game was so special. Door to Phantomile isn’t just a cheerful game with a cute mascot catered to children, it hides a much darker and deeper meaning beneath its shallow facade of innocence. I continued onward and found myself becoming attached to Klonoa and Huepow, two characters that I had literally just been introduced to only a couple of hours prior, and in no time I had defeated the final boss. I felt satisfied and glad to have witnessed Klonoa and Huepow’s teamwork and friendship triumph over Ghadius’ vile intentions to enshroud the world in an endless nightmare. Everything was wrapping up happily and was very wholesome… until the final scene of the game played out.

Even after experiencing Door to Phantomile twice (initial Phantasy Reverie playthrough, and a replay of the original PS1 version), I still find it hard to put into words how the ending makes me feel. One thing is for certain, it’s genuinely one of the saddest video game endings I’ve ever experienced.
No punches are pulled when the truth of Klonoa’s existence comes out from who he assumes is his long time best friend. A revelation so shocking and yet so heartbreaking all thanks to the masterful use of music, phantomilian voices/dialogue, and of course the expressive sprite work. The conclusion of Door to Phantomile stunned me, and I couldn’t shake the emotions I had towards its ending for days… and weeks… and at this point a month had passed, a time frame in which I usually would have moved on to the next game in my backlog and forgotten about the previous games I had played.

But Klonoa isn’t just the “usual” game. I was constantly listening to the soundtrack, reading how it impacted other people’s lives, and thinking about it all the time. I would get lost in thought over this game to the point that I would ponder my own life, dreams, and purpose. It sounds silly, but I had to experience this game again. So fast forward two months from my initial completion of Door to Phantomile’s Phantasy Reverie remaster, I bit the bullet and secured myself a copy of the original game for the PS1.

The original version of Door to Phantomile is undeniably the best way to play the game. Graphically, it is absolutely beautiful, delivering a presentation of vibrant 3D environments, with characters and enemies appearing as 2D prerendered sprites. This style works so well with the game and completely outclasses the all 3D look that the remaster has. Not only does the gameplay look better, but the FMV cutscenes throughout the game are gorgeous and show so much more emotion and drama than what is shown in the remaster.

The childlike whimsy and dreamy aesthetic of Door to Phantomile oozes with so much charm, I truly can’t get enough. The theme of dreams and where they go once you wake up is delivered even better when you realize that as the game goes on, the environments and music begin to change, reflecting the atmosphere and tension of what is occurring during Klonoa and Huepow’s adventure. The opening stage throws the player right into a breezy and uplifting windmill village stage, the accompanying music consisting of woodwinds, acoustics, and stringed instruments. But during the last stages of the game, the music has completely transformed from natural melodies to something far more artificial, electronic, and otherworldly.

I could talk about how absolutely brilliant the soundtrack is for this game, but I want to move on to the gameplay aspects. Klonoa is a 2.5D platformer that, while mostly linear, does have branching paths and optional areas to explore in every level. The main gameplay gimmick is that Klonoa can use his wind ring to grab enemies a short distance from him, inflate them like a ball, and use them as a projectile or jump off of them for a second mid-air jump. This mechanic paired with the 3D environments leads to some pretty creative puzzles, such as throwing an enemy into the foreground or background to obtain a collectible, or inflate and jump off of multiple mid-air enemies to gain a ton of height whether it be to reach a high ledge, or to avoid falling into an endless abyss or pit of lava. For a game that only uses four buttons (left, right, jump, and shoot), Klonoa somehow manages to only get more interesting and ramp up the difficulty with super fun level designs and a large variety of enemy types. While most of the enemies are mindless drones that can easily be inflated, some of them can be very annoying to deal with in those late game levels.

Where the gameplay of Klonoa really shines however is in its boss fights. Every single one progressively gets more challenging, the music absolutely slaps, and they feel completely unique despite the objective always being to grab and throw enemies at the boss’s weak point. The late game bosses in particular can be pretty difficult and they have multiple phases in which different strategies need to be utilized. Overall the difficulty curve is pretty steady and goes from being a super easy platformer to a test of mastery and precision of the game’s mechanics.

What makes Klonoa standout amongst its competitors and the droves of other mascot platformers however, is its story. Door to Phantomile tells a tale deeply personal to so many people, including myself. I never imagined in my wildest dreams that this would be the game that touched my heart and reminded me that it’s okay to cry, even when it’s something as simple as a videogame about a little rabbit cat creature jumping around inflating his foes. For a 3-4 hour long experience, I was fully immersed into this world and its characters to the same degree that I would be with a 40+ hour long videogame. Door to Phantomile expertly combines music, dialogue, and sprite work to express emotion in a way that few games can even hope to achieve, and I genuinely consider this game to be a masterpiece. It tackles the idea of dreams in a manner that is freakishly relatable to experiences I have had with them, such as the perfect reality or absolute bliss, only for it all to be stripped away because you’re waking up. It’s a concept so beautiful and yet so harsh, realizing that when you do wake up, you can barely even remember what it was you dreamt. Imagine the friends you made, the memories you shared, and your life as you knew it all being a fabricated lie. It is with this dread that Klonoa’s tale comes to a close.

“It's strange... Sometimes I can't remember my dreams, though I'm sure I saw them. Where do these dreams go? But I remember this one dream, as clearly as if it were reflected in a mirror...”

My fucking parents took away my playstation 5 right when I was about to beat the game. It's not my fault that i didnt move for nearly 10 days straight and refused to go to the bathroom. Unbelievable. Now the only video game i can play is my grandpa's Atari 2600 because it hasnt been touched in nearly 50 years and was covered in a thick layer of dust so my mom didnt take it away.

Cloud and friends.... I will be back.

Fucking waste of my valuable time. I don't live forever, you know? This fucking game is so monotonous and tedious. You have to complete the game 54 times before you get the true ending? Un-fucking-believable. I cannot stand to hear another word out of Emil's dumbass fucking mouth. Fuck this horrible game.

Heh... This game isnt for the faint of heart ladies and gentlemen... Some call this game the dark souls of JRPGs due to its insane difficulty.... I call it dog shit because it really fucking sucks... 😈😈😈.

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Was really interesting experiencing this game that is responsible for the success and continuation of this franchise, and understanding these characters who I've known for being in Smash Bros. but in an environment where people wouldn't be mad at them for existing.
And honestly this game was really fun, I was addicted to the gameplay and did a ton of un-necessary battles cause they were just that fun.
I loved how time travel has its impacts on the gameplay and meeting up with some of these characters was really cool, as I hadn't heard of that feature before.
The story is pretty engaging all things considered, even if two games in with this series I have identified some common narrative tropes they like to use.
The characters were probably the highlight for me though, shoutout to my boy Stahl for being such a real one, Lucina was obviously very interesting considering her role in the plot, and Laura Bailey does a great job to be expected.
But Chrom is easily my favorite, Matt Mercer has done great things with this character to my knowledge, and finding out that one of mains in Smash was actually a really likable and well developed character was a wonderful surprise.

I’ve wanted to play this since it came out and it was very good. Great beat-em-up gameplay that I got to enjoy with my brother. Good co-op games continue to become a rarity so I’m always excited to stumble upon great examples.

I think it's pretty obvious the writers of this game were inspired by the Persona stories. And while I dont think it comes close to those... for what it is I did like the story and characters for the most part... There were characters I hated for most of the game like Asahi and Toki but then there were the best boys Gaston and Hallelujah. The character development could have used more screen time however they probably didnt want too many cutscenes as SMT tends to be more gameplay focused over Persona. Overall I liked the cast and how varied they were in their backgrounds and personalities but it could've been better. Hearing Asahi and Toki fight to simp over the main character was just so cringe, I dont really like how Toki went from a badass child assassin to... whatever she ended up becoming. I loved Dadga, he's really cool and I love the philosophy he holds in contrast with the "power of friendship" theme the group cast had. I also think all the background lore and how it's expanded from 4 is really sick even if I didnt understand all of it. The story was definitely mixed at times but it had enough stand out moments for me to consider it better than most game stories. And I really did love the ending, it felt satisfying after the climax of fighting Yhvh with Flynn and the original cast from SMT 4. It wrapped everything up perfectly and it was just so sweet seeing a happy ending. Gameplay was about as good as 4 it's just a bit easier, but smirking feels less random and the addition of proper partners that feels like a proper mechanic you have to account for and not just a random annoyance like in 4 certainly makes the battle system to me better. The only problem with the gameplay is the final 2 dungeons which drag on for way too long... other than that though it was great.

Finally dusted off my Wii U to play this. Wanted to finish the last Xenoblade game I've yet to play. And overall, I had a pretty great time. It has its issues, the side quests are as bad as always with not much meaningful or interesting story content to be gleamed with annoying dialogue I always skip. And the game does a poor job encouraging trying other characters due to lack of XP share and small gains with class XP for your main character. But the base combat system is awesome, overdrive is amazing once you master it. Just play as Elma the entire game and you are in for a fun time. The open world is great, the probes encourage wide exploration and the 5 unique zones feel pretty dense and varied. Story was a tad forgettable but not bad, it had characters I liked like Elma and the ending was certainly intriguing. I hope it gets a followup and a rerelease on Switch.

Roxas is the best character of all time...