Mirror's Edge is simply one of the most unique and refreshing games I've played. It's too bad they never made a sequel.

My complaints are few, but really detract from the fun.
Grinding world of light to unlock the full gargantuan roster is more of a chore than anything fun, the UI is not great, particularly the bafflingly organized-by-induction-order character select, and the barely functional online.

Personal Accolades - Golden Haro 2k18 2nd Place Winner, Formerly with a 9/10 or 4.5 star score.

I accidentally got pranked into buying another metroidvania. this one is good because it has cool girls and D E E P L O R E with pretty graphics and neat puzzles.

Personal Accolades - Golden Haro 2k19 4th Place Winner

Short but sweet, Titanfall 2's story is just interesting enough to keep you engaged through it's massively more thrilling sandbox and mission design.

The multiplayer is beyond addictive with it's latest Steam release, and I found myself spending hours into the game's opening time trial mode attempting to master the movement.


Draining and soul-crushing in the best way possible, Don't Starve Together is perhaps one of the most complete survival game experiences on Steam.

This game rocked my socks off as an 11 year old - The narrative and characters are surface level Star Wars cheese but the immersion and aesthetic make it one of the most compelling to play Star Wars games. This game is so good, that they have the actual best game ever made inside of this game, Pazaak.

Halo 2's gorgeous new coat of paint remains the most pleasing audio-visual representation of Halo to this day, and go a long way into making the weakest (Yet still fun) entry of the trilogy still the weakest, but a whole lot more stimulating to play.

Halo 2's snappy multiplayer has a feel superior to that of Halo 3, but no one ever matchmakes Halo 2 so I will never get to experience it to the degree of the other titles.

particle effects

#BringBackKI

This game had the Toyota license at launch and had the custom radio station so by default it is/was the definite Forza Horizon experience.


The character select menu is organized in a way that actually makes it possible to find Fire Emblem Jim, so it's automatically a less frustrating experience than Ultimate

I bought a Switch for this game on launch day but way too many fucking moons and a little too much jacking off bring down for me what could have been the ultimate 3D Mario game.

This bastard of a game won't let me beat da double thunder worms but it's pretty fun

what if we put minions and mickey mouse in a XCOM

This stinky 2000's military stealth game was so god damn cool and I think about it a lot