I had to use google translate to play this one since I don't speak French but I still enjoyed it's message. It's very derivative of You Are Jeff Bezos, which the creator cites as an inspiration. For those who might not know, and I didn't before playing, Bernard Arnault is currently the 3rd richest person in the world, and the only person of the top 10 richest people to not be an American. The game focuses on his wealth and on the COVID crisis, as the game was released in April of 2020. I liked this game for many of the same reasons I loved You Are Jeff Bezos. It's great at giving you a perspective on the immorality of billionaires, and showing how much good could be done with the money they hoard. It's also a unique perspective from the typical America-centric approach most games take, although still obviously relatable as we all live under the nation of capitalism. The COVID focus is also immediately relatable at the time of release, as so many people are dying when this money could be used for humanitarian aid.

I only played this game for just under an hour and a half in 2019 and stopped because I got what it was going for, but didn't feel the drive to go any further. I'm giving it 5 stars though, because it blows my mind that this game was released in 2004. An rpg maker game that is just walking around a surreal environment and feeling whatever vibes that makes you feel. A bold experiment for the time, and one that would have a huge influence on games to come much later down the line.

This review contains spoilers

The following is a collection of my reactions to this game that I posted on Facebook in 2013:

Ok everyone needs to know about the game El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron. This is a Japanese game based on The Book of Enoch...where Enoch gets in a tron style motorcycle battle across a future metropolis and ends with a Michael Bay/ Arnold Schwarzenegger style explosion which he walks away from without looking, like a cool guy.

Now Enoch is fighting a transformer

Armaros is a pop star and Enoch is fighting his backup dancers...I love you Japan.

Yeah they have the Nephilim in there, if you've ever seen Princess Mononoke they look like giant Kodamas in the game, they're so cute until they start eating one another.

The fighting is honestly the most tedious part of the game, it's too simple and repetitive for me. I like it for the in between moments of just walking around the world that has a great unique art style in every level, and for the Japanese weirdness of course.

I played this as an unlockable game in Rogue Squadron III and loved it. I can only imagine this blew people's minds back when it came out and the whole arcade setup looks awesome. Fun on rails shooter with pretty vector graphics and a sense of speed that holds up pretty well today, and must have been amazing when it was released.

Fairly sure I also played this one as an unlockable in Rogue Squadron III along with the original Star Wars Arcade and the two experiences kind of blended together for me. Makes sense as this was an upgrade kit for the original game, and I enjoyed it similarly. Minus half a point for not having something as memorable as blowing up the Death Star in the original.

This is a review of the launch state as I didn't stick around for any updates. I'll start off with the good: This is the best Iron Man game you can play, it's a shame The Avengers game didn't rip it off. That's it, that's the good. The bad is that, likely due to some EA meddling, BioWare sacrificed any semblance of a good story in order to make this a games-as-service looter shooter. The characters are dull, and while the core mechanics of the combat are fun, fighting the same waves of enemies over and over again to get the same kind of loot over and over again gets tiring very quickly. The multiplayer aspect of this doesn't lend itself to helping what little story there is either, as you'll try to pay attention to the plot but then have to try to keep up with whatever your multiplayer partners are doing, and typically their dicking around will ruin any sense of seriousness the plot is trying to have. I'm not going to pretend this is the worst thing ever, because the core mechanics are fun to play around with. It is however, one of the most disappointing games I've played, due to the high expectations I have for a BioWare game. One of the last things I wanted from this was to play it, move on, and never think about it again, but that's essentially the experience I got.

Short, simple, and to-the-point art game about the collateral damage of the so-called war on terror. Conveys its message clearly and concisely.

They should have let President Ronnie stay kidnapped.

This is a great little slice of life game with some amazing eye and ear candy in it, as well as multiple bits of writing that have a depth of truth to them that made me stop to think for a moment.

Hugely expanded from the much smaller experience that was Lume. I loved this game, from its gorgeous hand crafted aesthetic, to its extremely chill and relaxing soundtrack. I loved all the residents of the town I could talk to, and the old adventure game style puzzles to solve. I did have to look up the solutions to some puzzles again, but I'm kind of used to that in puzzle games. Overall, I think if you like "twee" games you'll adore this one. It's just a very nice one to sit down and vibe with.

The pretty cowboy game makes me want to go camping.

I think the biggest praise I can give this game, is that I stopped playing military shooters after I played it, because their appeal felt hollow to me afterwards.

Surprisingly solid volleyball game, probably my go-to for a volleyball game, not that there's a whole lot of competition. This was back when volleyball was actually in the title of this series, so there's a lot less focus on staring at the sexy anime girls compared to later entries, although it is absolutely still there.

This game is what you get if you take Flappy Bird but you add in happy hardcore music, and a bunch of images and flashing rave lights to distract the player. It's another XBLIG that I love showing off to people for how weird it is, and I had a great time getting high scores to unlock all of the different kittens. Byarf kitten is the best.