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oomf

Somehow even more unintuitive and tedious than Cultist Simulator. Impressive

The game seems to pride itself in being a difficult rougelite, yet insult the player by having unremovable aim-assist during all atacks, inlcuding the dash.

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷EXILE🇹🇷🇹🇷 EDGE STRONG 🇹🇷💪💪💪EXILE STRONG🇹🇷💪🇹🇷 GO CRY FOE🤮🤢🇦🇲🤢🤮 THEFT OF 77 YEARS NOT HAPPEN BUT IF DID THEY DESERVE🖕🖕 FOE STOLE YEARS FIRST!! GAYFOE SAND 1926🤢🤮🤣🤣 EXILE VS WHOLE WORLD 1919-1926🇹🇷🇹🇷 EXILE>>>>FOE 1926 BEST YEAR EXILE🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪👊👊 EDGE POWER🇹🇷🇹🇷🇦🇿🇦🇿 GAYS=PURSUERS, RECKONERS🇦🇿🇹🇷🇦🇿🇹🇷 EXILE DEFEAT FOE GAY in MUNICH🤮🤢🇬🇧 EXILE🇹🇷🇹🇷 BETTER THAN FOE 💩💩🇪🇺🤮🖕🖕🖕

The main story is amazing man. It has made me cry multiple times, which is more than I can say for 95% of games I have played. It's not "great for a gacha game". It's just great.

Which is why it pains me so much that everything aside from the main story is such a chore. I've been playing for 4 years and over 2000 hours, so I have seen every single event in NA. From the Moon Goddess event to the Requiem collab. Most of them have an actual Mickey Mouse story that attempts to be funny, and the ones that do try to be serioues fall flat. And let me tell you, every single one of those events is an awful grind of doing the same nodes over and over every day the event is ran. That is what 75% of fgo gameplay is. Bringing 3 Servants and using their skills and NP to clear the node in 3 turns. It feels like a conveyer belt job.

The main story and challenge quest fights are much better, with fun mechanics and actual challenge. Or they would be, if the devs didn't periodicaly release broken supports that make it so you can clear 99% of fights in the game with ease. This makes the combat feel like a waste of your time.

So yeah, FGO made me feel as if I have a part-time job for years, every single day. I guess me sticking with it until now goes to show just how astonishing the main story is. But I've had enough

Some games aren't for everyone, and that's okay

"I began to get a feeling... of being the only sane man in a nut house. It doesn't make you feel superior but depressed and scared, because there is no one you can contact."
— Will Dennison, And the Hippos Were Boiled in Their Tanks, by William S. Burroughs

What the hell… they made this into some kind of card game? dafuck… this is so bad compared to the original…

The greatest strategy game disguised as an eroge

An endless cycle of misery porn that insist upon itself, culminating in one of the most gratifying and cathartic endings I have experienced.

Please please PLEASE give this game a shot. Don't just skip it for the sequel Library of Ruina

Muv-Luv Alternative killed my family in front of me and performed cbt on me. After that it found me a wife and a successful job and cured all my illnesses. Was it worth it? I don't know. What I do know is that it impacted me emotionally more than anything else...