Nintendo writers: "What name can we use for the land that's the opposite of Hyrule?" One writer: "Ummm... how about Lorule?" Nintendo writers: "..." start cheering and clapping profusely
Fi: "There's a 70% chance that the thing you're looking for is right behind those doors." Me: "I've played this game before, so there's a 100% chance it's there." Fi: "..."