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Alan Wakeeeee uppppp! I don't like thisssss

It speaks volumes how much the "I forgor" meme is ingrained in my mind because I literally typed in Forgor City to search for this game.

The reason I bought an Xbox and convinced my parents that I was ready for M games

Flew over my house which was pretty sick

The ultimate Halo experience. I spent countless hours grinding away for new armor pieces, and it was worth every minute. I miss those old Xbox party chats. Good days, good days.

This game made me fall in love with reading, not just in video games but reading in general. It's a charming experience from start to finish and one of those games I think about probably once a month.

P.T.

2014

It's a nice slice of life that takes place on a goofy island with two talking bears.

No shame in saying I did it for the plat.

I get that it's fixed now, but I played it on day one and got the platinum. One of the trophies required me to walk away for an hour, I'm pretty sure.

I still remember playing with my friend in high school, and while he was lying on my bed, he said, "I shed a tear." He pointed at the bed, and sure enough, he did shed a single one. To this day, I still don't know what moved him to tears, but that's why life is one great mystery!

It's a shame that the gameplay has scared so many people from trying this title. It being as short as it is makes it tolerable in my opinion, and I think the story is worth all the pain.

Fuck that dog for real though...cute, but just eat your fucking food and help me every now and then.