Not since Fight Club have I seen such a “no really, you should do that, it would actually be a very good thing if you did that” dastardly plan in Krang’s plan to commandeer the Statue of Liberty into a mecha-statue of death and destroy Times Square with it. Oh no, not the Statue of Liberty, not Times Square, not the two places in the city I live in with the most slow-walking asshole French tourists by volume. Oh no, anything but that, please anything but that…