47's Voice Acting Sucks and the boxart looks bad, but other than that, it's a good game. Perfect for refreshing my memory on what I'm going to do to the president

I'm shocked! This is actually pretty neat!

It's like Uncharted, before Uncharted! Which is fun because I've always wanted to play a downgraded PS2 version of that game

Ir's a neat idea to make a game that's a bullet-hell with RPG elements, but the lack of difficulty, extreme repetition, and slow nature of the game makes it only okay

It it an insult to say I could make this game? Because I could

Somehow this beats out The Bee Movie Game for worst game about Bees

[This only makes sense if you go to the game page and read the other review] I mean, on one hand, the guy me had a bad experience, which is kinda sad. But on the other hand, he deserved it entirely for even looking at this thing, let alone a demo

Besides Link's extreme lack of nipples, this game is everything I could've imagined in a sequel

For what it is, I think it does a good job. It's a mix of Megaman and Metroid as a roguelite, and you can definitely tell! The music isn't anything to write home about, but the design of all the enemies really gets my Jimmies a'rustlin'

I'm honestly just surprised that it worked

I SWEAR TO GOD THESE CPU'S ARE CHEATING HOW THE FUCK AM I GETTING THIS SHIT WRONG

I think XIII definitely accomplishes what it sets out to do, and then some. I enjoy most, if not everything this game puts out, especially the bump ass soundtrack. I love how this game looks and feels for a PS2 game, and honestly, I can't come up with any complaints! Voice acting can be dull, but I didn't mind it somehow.

I know I'm playing the Wii version (which may or may not be inferior to the Xbox360/PS3 versions), but this genuinely has the funnest driving I've ever experienced.

Don't get me wrong, this seems like a great game, but it just doesn't feel right on the Wii. But on the other hand, it only feels right on the Wii... so....

Everything about it is not awful but if you add all of it together it makes something terrible :)