Kairifraser
2016
2011
the first time i ever played this game i went to the side of the cliff at firelink and saw some interesting looking textures down. a message said path ahead. i died. i now have extreme trust issues. i spent 8 hours dying trying to find a way to fight 4 kings before realizing i had to kill a dog to get a ring to do the fight. i broke a controller and cried 5 times throughout anor londo.
Solid 9/10
Solid 9/10
2011
2004
one time when i was 9 i went into theatre mode and was lead into a room by a bunch of guys. they kept asking me weird questions like "do you enjoy milk" and "does your dad play a lot of tetris" it was bizzare. they kept playing scene music like paramore and my chemical romance. then like after maybe 30 minutes they played a video of the ninja turtles cumming on a pizza. i have never been the same since
2003
This was the worst thing I have ever played. The main cast copnsists of a sociopathic mass murderer, a cannibal, a murderous priest, a pedophile, a psychotic fairy, a depressed kid, and a dragon who just fucking hates everything. At no point do you ever feel good about the things you do in this game, slaughtering retreating soldiers, innocent creatures who know no better, and even fighting to murder a fucking child all as its amazing but haunted soundtracks pounds into your head over and over. The repetitive gameplay, the horrors of the whole situation of the story, those fucking god awful dragon missions, the bizzare difficulty dips and spikes, the missions that never seem to fucking end make this experience so fucking miserable but its almost as if this was all completely on purpose because no person should ever feel good playing as Caim. Idk if yoko taro intended the gameplay to be this awful but it sure ass hell adds to the experience of this cursed chaotic evil mess in a way i have never experienced in game. you dont want to play, but you cant stop. you have to see what happens next. you have to see how insane yoko taro gets. you cant stop until you know the limits of this fucking game. im definately glad i experienced this even if it at times made me go insane. its one of the most unique experiences ive ever had playing a game.
this game is disturbing and cursed and no person should ever play this piece of shit. its one of the best games i've ever played
this game is disturbing and cursed and no person should ever play this piece of shit. its one of the best games i've ever played
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