Kairifraser
2015
miyazaki said fuck shields
2007
this game invented comedy
1997
Sephiroth took me an hour to beat and if I had failed that fight past the 40 minute mark this was gonna get a 3 stars. I didn't so it keeps the 5 stars but its on thin fucking ice
this is mr. sekiro. he have sword and go clang clang. he can't die. he kill bad person and big monsters. he get bigger sword that glow red. monkey throw poo poo at him. his only personality trait is shinobi. he is lovely.
1996
gay bowser
my favourite movie
2003
This was the worst thing I have ever played. The main cast copnsists of a sociopathic mass murderer, a cannibal, a murderous priest, a pedophile, a psychotic fairy, a depressed kid, and a dragon who just fucking hates everything. At no point do you ever feel good about the things you do in this game, slaughtering retreating soldiers, innocent creatures who know no better, and even fighting to murder a fucking child all as its amazing but haunted soundtracks pounds into your head over and over. The repetitive gameplay, the horrors of the whole situation of the story, those fucking god awful dragon missions, the bizzare difficulty dips and spikes, the missions that never seem to fucking end make this experience so fucking miserable but its almost as if this was all completely on purpose because no person should ever feel good playing as Caim. Idk if yoko taro intended the gameplay to be this awful but it sure ass hell adds to the experience of this cursed chaotic evil mess in a way i have never experienced in game. you dont want to play, but you cant stop. you have to see what happens next. you have to see how insane yoko taro gets. you cant stop until you know the limits of this fucking game. im definately glad i experienced this even if it at times made me go insane. its one of the most unique experiences ive ever had playing a game.
this game is disturbing and cursed and no person should ever play this piece of shit. its one of the best games i've ever played
this game is disturbing and cursed and no person should ever play this piece of shit. its one of the best games i've ever played
2004
one time when i was 9 i went into theatre mode and was lead into a room by a bunch of guys. they kept asking me weird questions like "do you enjoy milk" and "does your dad play a lot of tetris" it was bizzare. they kept playing scene music like paramore and my chemical romance. then like after maybe 30 minutes they played a video of the ninja turtles cumming on a pizza. i have never been the same since
2011
hatsune miku did a rlly good job on this one
2011
the first time i ever played this game i went to the side of the cliff at firelink and saw some interesting looking textures down. a message said path ahead. i died. i now have extreme trust issues. i spent 8 hours dying trying to find a way to fight 4 kings before realizing i had to kill a dog to get a ring to do the fight. i broke a controller and cried 5 times throughout anor londo.
Solid 9/10
Solid 9/10
2016
pleb filter
2021
his name is shitten
mastapiece in every sense of the word
2005
This is the greatest game of all time. Nothing compares to it. What other game can merge serious and philosophical themes in a disney kids game? Only one man: Tetsuya Nomura.
The first few hours of this game is some of the finest storytelling in gaming. You open up as this completely new character right off the bat named Roxas. Who is thi guy? Why is he important? Where is Sora? What is happening? Where is this town? What are those white heartless? Who is Axel? Questions just keep piling on and on without any sort of answer until Twilight Town completely deconstructs and reality crumbles down on Roxas as this mysterious boy returns to Sora. This is how you open your fucking game. There's so much mystery to rope you in and trap you. The more you play the more you want all the secrets of this game to be revealed.
The story is dumbassdere at its finest. Nothing makes sense, this game has not only thrown logic out the window entirely but has picked up its mangled corpse and beat it to a bloody pulp. Nomura doesn't even know what logic is, if Nomura thinks something is cool, he is going to shove it in the game, its some fucking Twin Peaks shit. I live for it. Nobody can explain what the fuck any of this shit means. Its beautiful. The game can still be really heavily emotional like Roxas vs. Sora being maybe the most heartbreaking boss fight in all of video game history. The themes in this game touch upon morality; is what Sora doing really right? Xemnas has no ability to process the consequences of what he is doing, his only motivation is to gain something that was ripped away from him. Themes of existentialism: the nobodies entire crusade to collect the drained hearts of the heartless to create Kingdom Hearts and free them all from their curse of existing while non-existance. It contains themes of depression as Roxas and Sora both go through their own internal conflict throughout. The story is perfect and I will not hear otherwise.
The gameplay is beyond fun. No game has ever felt this sleek to me. Everything I do command Sora to do, he does instantly; no clunkyness or unresponsiveness. The games fights flow so well- most boss battles can make 15 minutes feel like 4 with how fast paced and constant everything is. There is so much variety in boss fights with it forcing you to utilize every fighting style. and adapt. Bosses can be both extremely fast paced huge boss vs. Sora relying on using magic and killing the boss as fast as possible or slow methodical fights where waiting for openings instead of relentlessly attacking is preferred. The game has it all. Don't even get me started on Lingering Will. Every enemy and boss in this game is unique, they all have their own personality and abilities to learn and adapt to.
Overall this game fucks. I love it.
The first few hours of this game is some of the finest storytelling in gaming. You open up as this completely new character right off the bat named Roxas. Who is thi guy? Why is he important? Where is Sora? What is happening? Where is this town? What are those white heartless? Who is Axel? Questions just keep piling on and on without any sort of answer until Twilight Town completely deconstructs and reality crumbles down on Roxas as this mysterious boy returns to Sora. This is how you open your fucking game. There's so much mystery to rope you in and trap you. The more you play the more you want all the secrets of this game to be revealed.
The story is dumbassdere at its finest. Nothing makes sense, this game has not only thrown logic out the window entirely but has picked up its mangled corpse and beat it to a bloody pulp. Nomura doesn't even know what logic is, if Nomura thinks something is cool, he is going to shove it in the game, its some fucking Twin Peaks shit. I live for it. Nobody can explain what the fuck any of this shit means. Its beautiful. The game can still be really heavily emotional like Roxas vs. Sora being maybe the most heartbreaking boss fight in all of video game history. The themes in this game touch upon morality; is what Sora doing really right? Xemnas has no ability to process the consequences of what he is doing, his only motivation is to gain something that was ripped away from him. Themes of existentialism: the nobodies entire crusade to collect the drained hearts of the heartless to create Kingdom Hearts and free them all from their curse of existing while non-existance. It contains themes of depression as Roxas and Sora both go through their own internal conflict throughout. The story is perfect and I will not hear otherwise.
The gameplay is beyond fun. No game has ever felt this sleek to me. Everything I do command Sora to do, he does instantly; no clunkyness or unresponsiveness. The games fights flow so well- most boss battles can make 15 minutes feel like 4 with how fast paced and constant everything is. There is so much variety in boss fights with it forcing you to utilize every fighting style. and adapt. Bosses can be both extremely fast paced huge boss vs. Sora relying on using magic and killing the boss as fast as possible or slow methodical fights where waiting for openings instead of relentlessly attacking is preferred. The game has it all. Don't even get me started on Lingering Will. Every enemy and boss in this game is unique, they all have their own personality and abilities to learn and adapt to.
Overall this game fucks. I love it.
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