KetchupPoptart
2007
Nice portable emulator with a cool multiplayer pac man.
[Intro]
What's happening?
Remember I used to play that pinball game?
Let's go
Lil Uzi Vert
Ooh, you better move (That was before I had Internet)
[Chorus]
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
You better move, you better move
You better move, you better move
Louis my shoes
Pull out my whip on twenty-twos
I saw your girl, I had to scoop
Just like a bird, she gonna swoop
Neck is achoo, might catch the flu
Banana clip straight from the zoo
[Verse 1]
I'm like Mother Goose, if I say shoot, they gonna shoot
No, I'm not sweet, I just got flavor
Don't need no to water to mix up this juice
They say "Why your chain it look like a choker?"
That's for the slaves that had to wear the noose
Uh, no, you can't cuff me, baby, let me loose
The way that I live, baby, that's a roof
Matchin' closet, it came with a pool
Bro moving 8 balls, not no pool
If you ask me his name then I don't have a clue (Woah)
Make 'em hit the folks every time that I shoot
Too much money, I'm evil from the root
Yeah, my shows they bust right through the roof
Saw your crowd at your concert on snooze
I'm a dog, bitch, I howl at the moon
I remember when I didn't have cable
That was back when I used to watch Zoom
[Chorus]
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
You better move, you better move
You better move, you better move
Louis my shoes
Pull out my whip on twenty-twos
I saw your girl, I had to scoop
Just like a bird, she gonna swoop
Neck is achoo, might catch the flu
Banana clip straight from the zoo
[Verse 2]
I live my life like a cartoon
Reality is not my move
I don't know why that girl so rude
Oh, that's 'cause her jeans, they from Rhude
You better have you a real good excuse
He want the smoke, but I don't got a Juul
I'm like Mother Goose, if I say shoot, they gonna shoot
Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh, you wanna duel?
Blue-Eyes White Dragon, no, I will not lose
When I hit my dance, got unlimited moves
Countin' twelve thousand and that was by noon
Yeah, step on competition, changin' my shoes
Green shirt, bitch, I'm Steve, where is Blue?
Every chain on I pity a fool
I'm an iPod, man, you more like a Zune
Made her eat on my dick with a spoon, ew
Versace drawers, bitch, you Fruit of the Loom
Yeah, yeah, Fruit of the Loom
[Chorus]
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
You better move, you better move
You better move, you better move
Louis my shoes
Pull out my whip on twenty-twos
I saw your girl, I had to scoop
Just like a bird, she gonna swoop
Neck is achoo, might catch the flu
Banana clip straight from the zoo
[Outro]
Woah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
What's happening?
Remember I used to play that pinball game?
Let's go
Lil Uzi Vert
Ooh, you better move (That was before I had Internet)
[Chorus]
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
You better move, you better move
You better move, you better move
Louis my shoes
Pull out my whip on twenty-twos
I saw your girl, I had to scoop
Just like a bird, she gonna swoop
Neck is achoo, might catch the flu
Banana clip straight from the zoo
[Verse 1]
I'm like Mother Goose, if I say shoot, they gonna shoot
No, I'm not sweet, I just got flavor
Don't need no to water to mix up this juice
They say "Why your chain it look like a choker?"
That's for the slaves that had to wear the noose
Uh, no, you can't cuff me, baby, let me loose
The way that I live, baby, that's a roof
Matchin' closet, it came with a pool
Bro moving 8 balls, not no pool
If you ask me his name then I don't have a clue (Woah)
Make 'em hit the folks every time that I shoot
Too much money, I'm evil from the root
Yeah, my shows they bust right through the roof
Saw your crowd at your concert on snooze
I'm a dog, bitch, I howl at the moon
I remember when I didn't have cable
That was back when I used to watch Zoom
[Chorus]
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
You better move, you better move
You better move, you better move
Louis my shoes
Pull out my whip on twenty-twos
I saw your girl, I had to scoop
Just like a bird, she gonna swoop
Neck is achoo, might catch the flu
Banana clip straight from the zoo
[Verse 2]
I live my life like a cartoon
Reality is not my move
I don't know why that girl so rude
Oh, that's 'cause her jeans, they from Rhude
You better have you a real good excuse
He want the smoke, but I don't got a Juul
I'm like Mother Goose, if I say shoot, they gonna shoot
Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh, you wanna duel?
Blue-Eyes White Dragon, no, I will not lose
When I hit my dance, got unlimited moves
Countin' twelve thousand and that was by noon
Yeah, step on competition, changin' my shoes
Green shirt, bitch, I'm Steve, where is Blue?
Every chain on I pity a fool
I'm an iPod, man, you more like a Zune
Made her eat on my dick with a spoon, ew
Versace drawers, bitch, you Fruit of the Loom
Yeah, yeah, Fruit of the Loom
[Chorus]
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
Ooh, you better move
You better move, you better move
You better move, you better move
Louis my shoes
Pull out my whip on twenty-twos
I saw your girl, I had to scoop
Just like a bird, she gonna swoop
Neck is achoo, might catch the flu
Banana clip straight from the zoo
[Outro]
Woah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Nintendo games these days feel like such a mixed bag. Maybe it's my tastes as I grow older, but all of these new entries into favorite series seem exciting and refreshing at first but ultimately reveal glaring flaws, lackluster content, or overall mediocrity.
Maybe the terraforming and DIY stuff was just not for me. Miss the island, too!!!
Maybe the terraforming and DIY stuff was just not for me. Miss the island, too!!!
After multiple 3D Zeldas receive mixed critical reviews, Nintendo returns to what made the series so great and lets it excel on new (portable) hardware.
2012
Beat in about 5-8 hours (with shortcuts). Amazing game. Not the impossible challenge some make it out to be, but a fair experience that demands your entire focus. Like all of the greatest games, there is a lesson to each death, and only through learning the nuances of how the game works can you overcome its challenges. The many hidden secrets grant this game near infinite replayability, but for now I will be tackling its sequel.
My only complaint is the lack of a proper free-cam multiplayer mode, but the follow-the-leader style isn't awful as long as you take it slow.
My only complaint is the lack of a proper free-cam multiplayer mode, but the follow-the-leader style isn't awful as long as you take it slow.
While it's technically on a larger scale than the others, there's a distinct lack of motivation to revisit this one.
2008
This was a DS game, too! I remember I kept getting stuck in it. One of those types of games with like zero text, probably to avoid having to translate anything, which makes it hard to know what to do.
Decent variety of gameplay styles. Liar's dice was always fun.
2008
Competent Platformer
Used to play this so much, still come back to it every now and then but it's kind of degraded over time.
Concise MetroidVania. Really nice spritework and art direction, and a decent story that stands on its own. I think I got stuck once or twice, but I can't remember if that was mine or the game's fault.
2015
Great artsyle, decent RPGMaker gameplay
2021
Fun combat, but the story got kind of out of hand imo and it's difficult to see where your choices actually matter. Some minigames were also really annoying to replay. The new battle replay mode is a big positive though.
2013
Fun rogue-lite. Took me many years to beat. Good for long sessions or just picking up for a few runs.
Best Animal Crossing game by far...