I cried because I thought Pokémon was dead after finishing this game. Sometimes I wish it was

Inti Creates finally allowed me to play as the Arabian god prince with nuclear fusion superpowers and 5 wives and I sliced my thumb open on the controller playing as him. Thank you Inti Creates

By far one of the most relatable modern gaming protagonists - Peppino Spaghetti is a simple man only capable of feeling crippling anxiety and/or murderous rage, cursed with the legacy of being Italian.

If you take showers this is by far the best Smash game.

"Times Yuji Naka has been arrested" has exceeded "Amount of buttons in Balan Wonderworld"