This was a shitpost and I laugh, so I think is ok to at least try it, Better study tanks, because they are full of inside jokes about them in here.

Gun is point at my head
North Korea is best Korea.

Jokes aside, the game has an amazing sense of humor.

This is going to be a long one, But here's the big thing about this game, Yes it has very little when it comes to characthers(1), Yes, there's no gimmicks for the stadiums(1), and yes the single player has two dificulties, Easy and Demonic Hard... AND EVEN AFTER ALL THAT, THIS IS THE BEST STRIKERS GAME, Yes I trully believe this game that is beeing drag to the ground(In some aspects, 100% understandable) is better that Charge.

I been playing the game almost every day for A MONTH, I complete all the single player cups, in both dificulties, I have the 10 characthers in full gear with extra money to buy a house with how much I play this game, and I'm about to rank up my club "KONGFERENCIA" in Silver 2 when the season ends on monday.

For an entire month I put around 40 hours in to this game, Playing almost 1 hour the day, in some days even more, and that's with the current content.

Why do I believe this game is better that Charge? It just plays better, it has an addicting online structure, and the clubs give me a feel of structure tha no other Mario Sports game has ever given to me, The Music, THE REMIXES FROM WEIRD PLACES IN THE FRANCHISE, From 2 Luigi's Mansion remixes, to the first Peach's Castle Remix, to a Jungle Hijixn, TO A GODDAMN NEW SUPER MARIO BROS REMIX, But that's not all, the presentation, the animations, the game looks GORGEOUS for the switch, The customizations for characther and Stadiums are great and The controls are smooth as butter(With some grips with changing characthers sadly)

Should the game realised with more content? Yes, I which it had at least 2 more characthers at launch(Obligatory Daisy mention), But Those 10 characthers are all soo much fun to use, There reason to use everyone, and with the gear system It just gets better, For diabolic as the dificulty is for Galactic cup, It teach me how important gear is, and how destructive max out stats are.

This game may replace Smash Ultimate for me when it comes to killing some minutes on the switch online, It's not a game for everyone, and I Understand if you disagree with, But I think this is the best Mario Sport game realised since Sluggers on Wii and World Tour on 3DS.

I trully love this game, It just makes me happy playing it... And very angry when I'm losing to someone better that me(That's to me a good sign of a competitive game)

I just hope it gets more love that the previous spin-offs, Crossing my fingers for More Characthers, more remixes and more stadium designs.

(1)At launch

Don't buy this game, Is not only bad, it makes no sense even as a visual novel, To get points you need to Spent time with a diferent girl so you can have a chance with your girl of preference, The writing is also really bad and the farming mechanics are a joke and they are a shovelware kind of style.

It's the best puzzle game in out there.

This duology might be the best way to get in to the franchise, If it's true that The trilogy is also available in consoles, I think this is just as good of an starting point.

The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles is the perfect Visual Novel/Detective game out there, The game is full of charm, mystery and Heart.

The first game might have some Issues, But GAA2:Resolve might be the best game in the franchise.

Follow the adventures of Ryonosuke Naruhodo and his amazing assistent Susato Mikotoba, while they cross paths with the legendary detective S̶h̶e̶r̶l̶o̶c̶k̶ ̶H̶o̶l̶m̶e̶s̶ Herlock Sholmes and learn how this unlikely attorney changes history in the courtroom.

The game is amazing, I have problems with the currency but other then that this is an amazing platform-figthing game, The remixes of "We're the Crystal Gems" and "Come Along with Me" are probably why I give it a slightly higher score.

Indivisible was an amazing expirience which I love from beggining to end... Except for the parts where I got lost.... oops, However I do indeed love this game, I complete it to 100%, I did every single sidequest for every party member and I did indeed enjoyed the combat system, I do hate how Ajna was a pain, but that's part of the story and she did indeed grew after all the bad stuff that happend.


Fuck Mike Zaimont for killing Lab Zero and destroying the DLC content for this game by beeing a piece of shit.

This is probably the best Final Fantasy game to realise in the last 10 years(I'm kidding... that would be the sequel)

It is true that the game has problem, Specifically certain... STORY DECITION THAT END UP DRAGGIN THE GAMEPLAY AND FLOW... However I can live with that because this is the best RPG in the 3DS, having one of the best Job Systems EVER, On top of having 4 protagonist which to this day live rent free on my mind along side the AMAZING AND INCREDIBLE SOUNDTRACK OMG, REVO DID AN AMAZING JOB.

Honest to god I was going to give this game 4 stars... But the soundtrack alone put it on 5.

Ringabell is Best Boy.
Edea is Best Girl.
Thanks for comming to my ted talk.

Oh hey, Is the direct sequel to my favorite RPG in the 3DS...
IT IS ALSO PRETTY FRICKING GOOD.

It is also the better game, which is why I would rank higher.... if the music wasn't made by someone else that REVO... And that you MUST play Default 1 to understand Second Unless you want spoilers for the 70 hour game, The story is also kinda weak, but it picks up close to the end.

The combat system is the same from the international version of BD1, however it was originally made for this game so kudos for that aspect.... Don't buy Second potions just leave your 3DS in stand by mode all night like me.

Magnolia is Best Girl
And Tiz is bagging Agnes... Good for him.

Oh hey is the third game in the franchise, Bravely Default 2... I hate this naming style SOO MUCH, and I hate it more because it makes sense when you think about it because this is not in the same universer as 1 and Second.

Bravely Default 2 is the third game in the franchise following the story of "YOU" no, Not Yu, the protagonist of the second game, YOU the player, something that is kinda important for the story... OK... Along side yourself we follow Gloria(the not Agnes from this world) and ELVIS and ADELLE the two party members that are cool and interesting... I guess is tradition to make the two last party members the fun ones.

Granted The story of BD2 IS GOOD, IT'S FUN and that is enough to recomend this game, that and REVO IS BACK BABY, AND THE SOUNDTRACK IS SUPER GOOD.

On top of this having the same kind of amazing battle sytems with some small changes, No more freezing time(Yeah, that's fine) and no more custom specials(THIS ONE HURTS), on the bright side this game has a great ammount of new and interesting jobs which I experiment with every single one.

The game suffers from "Where the hell do I go?!" at the last chapter, however it is without a doubt a fantastic expirience and I game that I fully recomend... If you play the previous games, this game IS HARD, the dificulty of 2 IS SHOCKINGLY HIGH, with boss fights beeing HORRIBLE HARD AND UNFAIR... And yet this is probably the most engaging game out of the 3, The game suffers for it, BUT I LOVE THE CHALLENGE OF BD2.

Elvis is pretty cool
and Adelle is cute.

OK, I'll give my actual review of this game that I put like 80 hours on it.

This is not my first SMT game, I've played SMTIV, P3P, P4G and Devil Survivor Overclock.

If you ask me, this is the best SMT game that is called SMT, For starters, navigating the map is not a kick to the balls, something that I hate from SMTIV which is a shame, because that game had a good story while this one... Has A story... I think...

Gameplay wise is just a better version of IV, which in my opinion is fun... But I hope you enjoy buffs and debuffs because if not, You should just quit now.

Do I recomend SMTV... Yes... if you already liked SMT or if you like Persona, I can't recomend this to everyone, The overworld is probably the best part of this game, but is not worth it when you can get insta-kill by a random enemy that blind-sight you from the back.

This review contains spoilers

(This Review is Specifically for Scarlet Blaze)

Fire Emblem Warrios: Three Hopes might be one of the best Warriors Games I've played and on top of that, And one of the best Spin-Offs/Sequels thanks to the Alternative Universe approach.

Following the adventure of a Mercernary, not Byleth, but instead someone who got his life Ruin by them.

Instead of Byleth becoming the profesor, You the new Protagonist join the academy AS AN STUDENT, this changes the entire story by events of the original game in a butterfly effect.

After Joining a house(In this case Black Eagles) I notice how much of the game takes from your knowledge of the original Three Houses and takes advantage of that. Monica, the impostor in the original game, You save her from becoming a shadow puppet, becoming a playable unit and she revealing how eveything about the impostor in the school... THAT WAS CHAPTER 2 AND THEY ALREADY ADRESSED 40 HOURS OF THREE HOUSES.

And by doing that the game now has a diferent objective, Instead of the Church, Edelgard also wants to get rid of the Shadow people, and everyone surrounding her calls her out in the war plans for the future to obtain this...

The reason for why this review is soo high, Is because they took every problem I had with Three Houses plot AND THEY ADRESS IT IN A DIFERENT CONTEXT, Making this story works as a complimentary tale of the events of the original game, It makes the original game a richer story while also diving in to a new setting with a new gameplay style while also beeing a Fire Emblem Game.

I have to point out probably my biggest regret and that's the fact that I actually got the bad ending of this route, Since I choose to take action and Killed certain characther, the story I got is more bittersweet that actually fullfilling. Someday I will comeback to finish the two other routes and also get the good ending of Scarlet Blaze... But even with a bad ending.... I love it.

(Only Yunica's Run has been done)

This game has a fantastic flow, the controls are great and the story is beautiful, I have a couple problems with some areas and how the equipment system works, Specifically how some Items are not clasify as equipment(The water Amulet), But other then that is a fantastic game, Someday I will go back and finish the game with the other two characthers.

Torna is a MANDATORY expansion to anyone who enjoyed Xenoblade 2 or even the ones that didn't.

Exploring the biggest tragedy in the story of the world of Alrest, If you played Xenoblade 2 you know is a big deal, discovering first hand the event that Kickstarted the original game while also playing with a cast of new and very likeable characthers.

On top of that the battle system is been change a bit, making party members stick for the entire story instead of having a gigantic cast of heroes to chose from the crystals, you have 9 party members who actively change and participate in battle, something that I love.

On top of beeing a short RPG, with only being 15~20 hours if you rushed it.

The game has some problems like how sidequest are mandatory at some point, But the story alone is worth going through those pains.

Torna made me cry and I already knew the tragic twist of the story, Play this game, it's beautiful