35 Reviews liked by Lex_Gaming


There's like half of a really awesome game in here

vergil cummed on dante's pizza

It's like if a video game was made entirely by a sentient skateboard

It's funny for a little bit but yeah I feel like I wasted my money on this

Ashen

2018

Bro it's just like dark souls bro it's just like dark souls

This isn't even a game, it's a scheme that an unfortunate amount of people have fallen for

I'll have one Travis Scott Burger

There are things I like more than the first game and things I like less. One step forward, one step back. It's a yin yang of better and worse. Combat feels better and worse. Bosses feel better and worse. Progressing feels better and worse. Really nutty.

I feel like you have to jive with No More Heroes a lot to get major enjoyment out of this game, and I think I do, which is the only reason it gets a 4. I would never insist someone play this game if they don't have a need to, because it's pretty jank at the end of the day. Worth trying at least.

I can't stand enemies with guns. It was a problem in the first game too but it felt worse here somehow.

oh look bad girl fell over and is crying, now is my time to attack

This is, by all technicalities, a quirky indie RPG about depression

this has the same ending as Omori

Ultrakill feels like it was developed entirely in one night by a dude who snorted a bunch of cocaine, kept saying "you know what would be really sick?" and was right every time

You can pinpoint the exact moment this goes from a genuinely great shitpost game to some dude's edgy touhou fanfic and that is the exact moment it becomes terrible

Why would I ever play any of the base roster's furry OCs when I. M. Meen is just one mod away