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Scorn

2022

This game looks like how the name Maynard James Keenan sounds.

I gave a friend of mine Umineko and they gave me this as a response 😭😭😭

They added graphics to Portal 🥶

Fun fact: The amount of hours you spend on this game is the amount of years your father won’t come back home after he left to get milk.

this was made to gaslight people into thinking advent children and crisis core are good

you can finally play borderlands without supporting randy pitchford

Soul. Kino, if you will. Easiest game of my life. I remember being zero years old and beating this. my mom beat it

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BILL CLINTON

"Times Yuji Naka has been arrested" has exceeded "Amount of buttons in Balan Wonderworld"

This review was written before the game released

Things not as scary as The Callisto Protocol (according to director Glen Schofield):
- The Final Circle in PUBG
- The Ren & Stimpy Show: Buckaroo$!
- Dead Space
- The Strangers

Things scarier than The Callisto Protocol (according to director Glen Schofield):
- Privatized space travel
- Your mom using your full name

This is your daily reminder that Limp Bizkit actually kicked ass and both Significant Other and Chocolate Starfish are rock solid nu metal albums with plenty of great songs on them and the only reason there was such a backlash to them in particular was annoying white boy fans and them releasing their most obnoxious songs as singles. Fred Durst is unironically one of the greatest frontmen of any metal band ever, man's energy and weird charisma was unmatched.

Anyway, this game? Absolute dogshit. Never play it. It's not even a funny kind of bad.

If you take showers this is by far the best Smash game.

"I'm sorry"

- Yoko Taro when a fan told him he liked Drakengard 3

Square Enix is like, oh hey remember DioField Chronicle? Remember Triangle Strategy? Yeah, just kidding, here's the real one lol