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Completely and utterly incompetent. Combat approaches mediocrity but then awful bosses and some awful enemies ruin it entirely. Revolting in every other possible aspect, especially the abundance of unscripted walking sections and constant cutscenes that either show the next ten seconds of gameplay or zoom in on Dante’s ugly ass face so we know his reaction to every situation

This game has Sonic Man in it, therefore it's goated and game of the year, if you say otherwise you're simply wrong and stupid.

How do you make an absymal game even worse? Make it open world with fixed camera angles, constant backtracking and embarrasing pop culture references. One of the worst games I've ever played, so happy Radical were only allowed to make three disasters before Activision put Crash on hiatus

the Metal Gear Solid 4 of Mario games

Somehow feels blander than all the new soup games. Zero desire to stick a theme outside of “hey remember Mario 3?” Movement sucks, and this is where Mario games became extremely annoying to 100% and unlock the final level

Replaying this and realizing it has slow and limiting movement feels like a loved one has perished

the best game to play while getting tattoos.

there are people who say this game is the worst one and that's alright i just have to shoot you if you say it near me

Next level games is so good at making good quality titles that I can only assume they were given 3 nickels and a pencil by Nintendo to make this game. This game feels like someone made them make it at gunpoint

If Mario, then only Bros!