The comments for the remake are mostly thanking Nintendo for bringing nostalgia to the Switch

Remove the dislikes on the Color Splash video for the seven years of lies I've been given already you fucking cretins

I had to play it so I could get Pixar's biggest failure out of my head.

What kind of person would criticise Nintendo for making mobile games at all, then go to this game and buy the $5000 USD one-week-only Limited Edition Dummy Thicc Carl Wheezer outfit with a Backside Eater emote?

This review contains spoilers

Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle is a 2017 tactical RPG made by Ubisoft, meshing their Rabbids franchise with Nintendo's Super Mario franchise. And it handles a unique approach to the genre, giving as much freedom to the player as it can.

It tells the story of the Mushroom Kingdom going into disarray when the Rabbids get their hands on a cyberhelmet that merges items together. As a result, they merge with many different items that give them unique interactions and personalities. As a result, Mario teams up with various cosplaying Rabbids as his friends to save the Rabbid wearing the enemy-spawning helmet (appropriately named Spawny) from Bowser Jr.'s influence.

As you traverse the regular biomes now inhabited by various structural items and Rabbids interacting with them, you will find various puzzles that supply you with concept art, a sound library, and orbs, which can be used to strengthen your characters, which is useful for the oncoming battles you will have to face.

The battles give a sense of flexibility that can only often be found in a game like this. You will have many different moves and weapons at your disposal. You start off with typical dashing and blasters, but you will quickly pick up on status effects, super abilities to make battles easier and many other features. Before, during and after battles, you will earn a number of coins depending on your performance and brainpower. These can be used to buy weapons, which can strengthen your characters and their diversity. This is a great way of progression.

I had a blast with this game. It had a lot of passion put into it and was charming, hilarious, epic and an overall great time. You hear that? Nintendo is not limiting!!!

I have a feeling the arrangements for this game were made by a four-year-old heeler cosplaying as a grouchy granny in order to raise enough money for the Nintendo staff to take a holiday to Queensland. No wonder this was so hated.

Level design.

That's the review.

CTR Nitro-Fuelled got nothing on this.

OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS, TOM NOOK IS NOT EVIL! If you acknowledge Bell currency, about 100 Bells is equal to $1, so a million Bells is like $10,000 which is not much for an entire HOUSE!

Everybody wins by having Private do absolutely nothing.

HOLY F###ING S###, IT'S A DINOSAUR, HOLY S###, WHAT THE F############

Me: You are at the hospital! Administration is right here.
Them: I'm going to...
Me: Get in there.
Them: The emergency room, sir.
Me: Get in there!
Them: Where is...
Me: Get out of my car now!
Them: Where is-
Me: Get out of my car, NOW.
Them: I don't know where I am, I'm asking you, where is my destination? If you would kindly point...
Me: I... PULLED INTO your destination, it said here I was at your destination, it's over. Get out of my car now.
Them: It said 76...
Me: Get out of my car, now!!
Them: Sir, it said...
Me: GET OUT. OF. MY. CAR. NOW!
Them: Why are you yelling at me?
Me: BECAUSE YOU WON'T GET OUT OF MY CAR!
Them: But you're not to yell at me.
Me: :|
Them: You're not to...
Me: 0, 0...
Them: Do it.
Me: ...
Them: Do it.
Me: :|
Them: Do it.
Me: (presses 0)
Them: ...
Me: ...
Them: You are facing...
Me: GET. OUT. RIGHT. NOW.
Them: You are facing...
Me: GET OUT OF MY CAR! I'M FACING A MORON! GET OUT! NOOOOOW!
Them: ...You're facing...
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
Them: You have no right to scream at me...
Me: I WILL TALK TO YOU ANY WAY I WANT.
Them: Really.
Me: Yes I will. And I have the right.
Them: ... Where am I?
Me: You're at a hospital!
Them: Where...
Me: Where you need to be, get out of my car!
Mario Party 4 fan: Hello?
Me: Can you get them out of my car please?
Mario Party 4 fan: (gets in)
Me: ... (flops)
Mario Party 9: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

Arcade games are literally impossible to beat.