MadDuck
2001
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
I don’t think I’ve ever played a game that moved me as much as Xenoblade 3 has.
Takahashi, thank you. You truly are the one man.
Takahashi, thank you. You truly are the one man.
2006
Say it with me now:
“I’ve Been Waiting for This!”
“I’ve Been Waiting for This!”
2004
This is the best version of Mario 64 but y’all ain’t ready for that discussion.
Okay, I beat it.
1986
Metroid 1 is definitely one of THE games I’ve played.
It’s not a bad game, and dare I say it’s one of the few NES games that still hold up fairly well today, it’s just painfully average.
It’s not a bad game, and dare I say it’s one of the few NES games that still hold up fairly well today, it’s just painfully average.
2010
There’s a reason why I consider Xenoblade Chronicles an absolute masterpiece. It’s characters are extremely well written and have phenomenal character growth, the combat is engaging and fun, the exploration is absolutely phenomenal, the music is fire, and the presentation is wonderful.
Y’know it’s kinda nice to see baldi back. as someone who admittedly always had a softspot for this series, this remaster was certainly a treat.
2004
Purple Pikmin=OP
Wow, the first game in my SpongeBob Marathon on twitch that isn’t terrible.
2008
This game is better than Persona 5 and good luck convincing me otherwise.
1990
The best 2D Mario, no question
1988
Who would’ve thought an official rom hack would turn out to be a way better sequel than the actual sequel?
1992
Short and to the point, Kirby’s Dream Land serves as a serviceable start to the pink puffball’s franchise.
1988
After many years, I have finally beaten Super Mario Bros. 3, and it was a damn good time.