play this with all the lights off in your room and with your headphones in and suddenly your have the latest in low-budget horror games, but it's from 1984 instead of 2023 so it feels sorta cool and hipster

slept on, wish it snuck into more modern collections

awesome game that kills you in real life

epic shake

game is cool everyone's a hater

baller ost

i'm so insanely biased sorry

better roster than any smash game

everyone laughs when I fall off until they see I'm playing with a fucking banana. still haven't beaten expert on cabinet so I'm a scrub

more inspired by conker than anyone else is brave enough to admit

pc + kbm

bonus points for the incredible soundtrack

modded pc version rules

could be 3.5 if I didn't get vortexed by a claw in the arcades once