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WHAT THE FUCK, BLIZZARD?! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ARTHAS?!

You took the greatest character ever written in this franchise and chuck him the soul-blender for a bunch of fucking anima? That's all we get from this guy?! He should have had a redemption arc! He really should have. Anakin had one, for fuck's sake.

But no, you just made him a little essence that Sylvanas basically tells to fuck off. FUCK. YOU. BLIZZARD. Your story is shit in this game. I fucking hate you for this! Stop simping over Sylvanas. We don't care about her. We wanted our boy back to get the redemption he should have had.

Also, the Jailer just dies. And The Lich King?! No more Lich King! They just make a new fucking crown and give it to a character barely give a shit about.

Way to butcher the best story you ever told, asshats! I'm glad Microsoft is buying you. I hope they make you tell better stories. Because you've been needing that since Metzen left in 2017!

This expansion had so much potential, story-wise. We could have seen legends from the old Warcraft games for the first time ever here. But nope. Barely even touched them. What a waste of potential just so you could simp over Sylvanas some more.

...I fucking hate this expansion now. It's WORSE than BFA. At least that had some cool vibes. This expansion just ended on the sourest note ever.

Please don't fuck up Dragonflight. Though I'm so worried you guys are gonna.

God help us.

I killed everyone.

I won Fortnite.

I am the best.

This review was written before the game released

This game fucking sucks because no Heisenberg. I'm not rating it any higher until they add Walter White into this.


Your move, bitches.


#WalterWhiteforMultiversus

This was my first game on Playstation 3.

And I loved it! Graphics are a bit dated now and the voice acting from Edward Norton isn't great. (Then again, it is Norton. I hate the guy.)

Fun game though. Good to smash shit up as Hulk and easy to finish.

Incredible is a strong word for this game. But I'd say it's cool.

Dude. Darth Vader is in this game. That makes it immediately the best SoulCalibur game.

Not lying, this is the best SC game ever. Everything is just brilliant in this game.

And it was fun to beat everyone in school on here back in the day! Still the Champ.

True legend right here.

sigh

It's just a classic shooter. So fucking good.

Better when it first came out though. Kinda went downhill when it went F2P though and the kids started playing. Not gonna lie. Still, seeing them bitch and cry on voice chat is so satisfying. Hahaha!

I main Pyro. Fuck you.

TTT 1 is just epic. A great sendoff to the classic era of Tekken. Bringing everyone back for this game was awesome even though there is no story to it. It's still a lot of fun to play.

The Tag system is cool but definitely needed work on which I'm glad TTT2 upped. And the characters' movesets really started to take shape here.

I love this game more than I should, really. It's just awesome.

And that intro? Best. One. Ever. I just love that music at the start. This game has a great soundtrack to be honest. It hits hard and I love it.

Tekken Bowl can do one though.

Well they finally got it right after the horrible launch. But it's still got a lot of flaws. A lot more fun to play now though.

I still don't get why the controls are so stiff though. Raging Demon is really hard to pull off with the default controls so you gotta reconfigure it to make it work better. For fuck's sake, Capcom. What did you do?!

The Arcade Mode is good. It's cool they let you play through Arcade Modes that resembles the older games. Almost to make up for the shitty Arcade Mode this game had when it first came out. (They didn't even have a final boss set, for crying out loud!). Still hate the bonus barrel stage. I was never good at that. Why not bring back the car? I liked the car stage.

General Story sucks ass. Good job killing off Bison in a bland and horrible story mode which has not aged well. Bison deserved better. GG, Capcom you sick fucks.

Music is so fucking good though. Kage's theme hits hard. Reason why I mained him I am not ashamed to say it even if he's busted.


MESSATSU, motherfuckers.


Overall, it's a step down from Street Fighter IV. They took way too long fixing this game that Tekken 7 blew it out of the water. (Not by much though, Tekken 7's gone downhill too.) But it's still good to play. Especially with the new characters they've added.

I hope SF6 really hits different. Please, Capcom. You're meant to be the King of fighting games. Show us why in the next game.

This game is fucking genius. But it sucks I'm from Europe where some scenes have been censored. What the fuck guys?


But yeah, this game is awesome. Pure South Park at it's finest.

Is it better than Simpsons: Hit and Run? Honestly, yeah it is. Is it better than anything Family Guy has done? FUCK YEAH!

So fucking good, I wanna play it again now.

This review was written before the game released

So yeah I tried this out. And it's just the same stupid shit. Just more buggy and laggy.

GG, Blizz.

Weren't you supposed to be with the test chamber half an hour ago?



Yeah. no. This game fucking rules. One of the best shooters of all time.

God, flash games were the shit back in the day. This game was a lot of fun. Cool music, great hacking and slashing and a cool variety of weapons.

I miss Flash. :(

God I remember the hype around this game. And then I saw the gem system. lol (Its kinda pointless I felt.)

This is an ok game. It's basically just another Street Fighter but with Tekken characters. The supers are pretty cool and the Pandora system is neat. Even the story surrounding everything is pretty dope. (Ryu's ending though. Oof! Thats why he ended up in Asura's Wrath)

The roster I felt though is lacking. They really needed to add the Devil characters for Tekken and the Hado boys from SF.
I mean come on, we have Kazuya vs Ryu here. Don't we at least get to see Devil Kazuya vs Evil Ryu! What the fuck, Capcom? (Glad they brought back Ogre though. Even if he looks like an Aztec Clone of Seth in this game haha!)

The stages are kinda lackluster as well. There's not many compared to USFIV and there's only like three stages I like.

Also the DLC Characters thay you have to pay for are already on the disc! WHAT THE FUCK?! Capcom, you really are greedy bastards. At least they're not EA.

Overall, this game is pretty good. If they added the Devil Characters and Evil Ryu and Oni, it would have been way better.

Moment of silence for Namco's Tekken X Street Fighter. We're never getting that, are we? Let's be honest.

Holy shit. Talk about hype when this game was announced. Tekken games really get me excited.

This is one of the best Tekken games ever. Truthfully. And the fact they brought nearly everyone back for this game screams how epic this game was.

The new Tag system worked really well and allowed you to pull of more combos which is a welcoming mechanic. But it can get you in the trouble when you're on the recieving end of it. Ouch! lol

The stages are awesome. I love they brought back Moonlit Wilderness and Snow Castle from Tekken 5. And Fiji too! Hahaha!

Devil comes back in this one as an in-stance transformation for Kazuya which is awesome! Sure he's spammy and dodgy to play with but he's just too much fun so fight me.

Unknown is back as the Final Boss and by god was she tough when the game first came out. She was so broken that Namco had to do an update to nerf her. Not even Azazel got nerfed. Shows how broken she was.

Fight Lab is fun to learn the mechanics of Tekken. A little tough but you get there in the end. And Combot from Tekken 4 being part of it is really cool.

Overall, this is Tekken All Stars and I love it. It's like Smash Ultimate: Everyone is here! (Except for Gon and the older Jacks. And the first King and Kuma.) It's so much fun and was definitely worth the hype. Hard as fuck, but great to play!

Also young Heihachi is fun.

P.S. Why the fuck does Jin get a remix of his theme from Tekken 3 but Kazuya doesn't from Tekken 2? What the fuck, Harada?!

Oh well. Least he gets it in Smash. And that theme is an absolute banger. Suck it, Jin!

This game is just a P2W version of TTT2. Fun for Arcade Mode but nothing else to be said about this.

F2P Tekken is weird. It's so watered down and more for Online stuff.

Least its not SoulCalibur: Lost Swords. That was even worse.