Game and masterpiece of the decade.

❤ :
- Excellent story telling and writing. Transports you right away in the world's political and global context.
- Beautiful shaders and lights that enhance the beauty of the environments and settings.
- Nuanced quests with a bitter sweet feeling to them.
- Insane voice acting with striking and tangible characters.
- Great variety of builds. Malleable as you wish.
- Your actions have true repercussions.

💔 :
- Clumsy jumping system that results in a somewhat tedious exploration.
- Controlling the horse is a torture, they get stuck on the tiniest objects, refuses to jump...
- Too many water treasure hunting in my opinion.


A complicated and meh experience.

❤ :
- Beautifully documented landscapes and cities, took plenty of screenshots.
- Really cool variety of pretty armors and weapons.
- Many skills and builds.
- An overall ok story with a ton of side quests.
- The bad guys.

💔 :
- A not so well done RPG-like looting system that results in your inventory being full 24/7.
- The map is too big for my liking.
- The NPCs thinks you work for UPS.
- Very bugged.

Hahaha... I was having fun. Or was I ?

❤ :
- The intro is amazing, very cinematic and beautifully rendered.
- The radio. I also enjoyed that the character sings along.
- Cool outfits and fun weapons.
- The pet companions. Some for stealth other for making a mess.
- Pretty fun to do in coop.

💔:
- The bugs. Most of them made me burst of laugh because of how stupid they looked. But still.
- The characters have no charisma.
- The AI is… a mess. But it's Ubisoft, I'm getting used to it at this point.
- The story is average, can't say it's bad.

This game became my oasis.

❤ :
- The music transported me right away. It's epic, saddening… Ubisoft did a wonderful job with this opus.
- The story is interesting and full of intrigues.
- The characters are great. I find the protagonist to be rather touching.
- Insane landscapes, colorful cities and really beautiful lively environment. Made me wander in the desert and observe the world at the top of the pyramids.
- Badass villains with really cool designs and stories.

💔:
- The mounts are a bit clumsy.
- NPC always trying to rescue you from drowning.

Would've been better if she stayed in NY.

❤ :
- Interesting and satisfying character movements during the running and exploration phases.
- Few well designed mobs and bosses.
- Good fighting gameplay, a bit too busy on the screen tho.

💔 :
- Overall cliché characters, including the protagonist.
- Weak and uneven artistic direction without personality that makes the world bland and uninteresting (which the luminous engine accentuates).
- A repetitive OST that could have been more striking.
- FOUL language. Usually not a con, but really is tiring in this game.
- Awkward dialogues with good 3/4 seconds of blank before someone speaks again.
- Non stop talking and way too often one liners during fights, good thing that the developers made an option to turn it off.

First discovered it watching my mom play as a kid. Loved it ever since.

❤ :
- Beautiful OST, truly iconic after all this time.
- Amazing side and class quests with well written characters.
- Great graphics and textures for it's time.
- Balanced combat system between magic, stealth and basic attacks.
- Plenty of races and classes each having their pros and cons.

💔 :
- The dialogues are really clumsy but lowkey funny
- MUD CRABS ffs.

Stop right here criminal scum !

What is even going on ?

❤ :
- Cools mini games that makes you want to master them.
- A few funny dialogues.

💔 :
- Graphics straight from 2015, even knowing this is a love letter to the good old games, this isn't working for me.
- The art direction is janky and forgettable.
- Ennemies are bullet sponges, even in normal mode which make the combat long and tiring.
- Overall bad voice acting.
- No new main weapons or combos.
- The story and dialogues are absolute nonsense. It's all over the place, it just made me lost from start to finish.
- Empty environment with no map.

Was I supposed to laugh ?

❤ :
- Colorful environments with a few good designs.

💔 :
- The characters and jokes are just unfunny.
- The weapon is non stop talking with a whiny stuttering tiring voice. Made me irritated tbh.
- The gameplay is… not that entertaining.
- The graphics and facial animations are not it for me.
- Terribly boring.
- Constent 4th wall breaking.

2022

Wow... We're doomed.

❤ :
- Stunning OST. I haven't been impressed in a while, and Guillaume David did a fantastic job.
- Really really cool story with great characters.
- Interesting exploration system.
- Beautiful graphics and build designs.

💔 :
- Can be very overwhelming as you have to do everything at the same time.
- You have to restart if you did not optimize your ship space.

Sigh... a sex fridge ? Really ?

❤ :
- Great artistic direction and world building that takes every aspect of USSR propaganda and 50s aesthetic to an other level.
- The graphics are surprisingly good !
- Quite immersive, makes you want to learn more about the lore.
- Interesting puzzles.

💔 :
- I'm tired to see nothing but oversexualized female characters. The twins would've been interesting but they chose not to. Nearly died from cringe.
- Only one or two memorable OST.
- Non stop spawning mobs, give me a break to explore !
- But explore what ? As there is nothing to see and rarely something to loot.