Video Game Crushes

An attempt to catalog my all-time top 10 video game crushes.

Honorable mentions:
- Zagreus from Hades
- Stella from Spiritfarer
- Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy
- Kairi from Kingdom Hearts
- Jaina Proudmoore from Warcraft

Paulina.
She sings one of the best songs in video game history.
Amy.
I swear I’m not a furry, this was just when I was a kid.
Krystal.
Okay maybe I was a bit of a furry in my youth.

7

Cortana.
A little ashamed of this one.

6

Aphrodite.
No shame about this one.
Sylvannus Windrunner.
More ashamed of this than of Cortana.
Celia.
My first wife. I was but 9 years old when she stole my heart.
Seraï.
As soon as she was introduced she instantly stole the show. Definitely the best character in this game and she overall enhanced my reception of it.
Shadowheart.
I was simping hard, if I'm honest with myself. Most of my decision making in this game was influenced by Shadowhearts perception of me.
Emily.
My sweet, sweet wife. The closest to marriage I’ll probably ever get.

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