Getting reports on the ground that the Goons have turned against Stellar Blade. It's complete chaos here [gunfire in the distance] lot of talk about a petition, and the president of the goons [air raid siren] Mark Kern is going to address the nation shortly...! I'll keep everyone abreast of-- [massive explosion]

@Hooblashooga Hm. I'll think about it.

@Wollom @gruel Basing this purely on Lara's pull as a pinup icon in the late 90s. Gex? Put an S in front of it and what do you get? That's right: Sgex. i rest my case

@BlazingWaters I've been embedded with my subject like a war correspondent for months. Just out here doing the real hard-hitting journalism Backloggd needs.

@_YALP I did not want to awaken the sleeping beast.

@STRM I don't know I think that'd be pretty cool.

@AWACS_Lucio Thank you for your service.

@moschidae Well, us and Seanbaby. Thank you to EGM for exposing me to Bubble Bath Babes at a formative age. #ScrubADubDub #BubbleBathBoomer