Gooncore
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50 Games
For the discerning goon who enjoys a little Les Pensées with their sesh.
Jailable offense.
you don't gotta ask, you know
Specifically through the use of mods.
this might be cheating, but if you're to the point you gotta get your rocks off during a game of match 3 you will never see heaven
anyone who has logged this game is probably a creep
User submissions. Sometimes goon games slip through the cracks. Thankfully, Backloggd has many citizen journalists who have been working the goon beat, ready to pick up the slack. I will still be vetting some of these to ensure they keep with the spirit of the list, though they may be a bit more tangential.
AWACS_Lucio's game of choice.
I forgot about Onechanbara, but not _YALP. _YALP never forgets.
Submitted by Snak. The wiki page has a gif showing someone aggressively rubbing their screen to disrobe a girl, and I think when a mechanic like that is enshrined in an encyclopedic article, your game is certifiably Gooncore.
Excited to read G0dot's forthcoming anthropological study on the Genshin Impact community.
Noted 3DO historian zeusdeegoose caught me sleeping on this entry, though I question if it has the same cultural sway as Genshin Impact.
Maelstrom has been in the trenches, unearthing anime pervert games I haven't even heard of.
AntitoxinZero reminding me of the importance of speaking truth to power.
Gooners think she's straight because of this game which means they won which means bayonetta will totally date them now (also submitted by AntitoxinZero)
Not going to lie, I thought Otomedius Excellent was the same thing as this, but thankfully moschidae is more educated than I when it comes to anime games.
hahaha oh my god, WOW
As soon as everyone moved on from the big butt robots, I totally forgot this existed. If it weren't for ZapRowsdower, Atomic Heart would already have suffered its second death.
Haven't played this one myself, but ZapRowsdower is rumored to have 300+ hours in it. Impressive.
Oh no, the healthy relationship dating sim I made to deprogram gooners is malfunctioning! These dials aren't supposed to go this high aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA (submitted by TimAlien. This doesn't seem overtly goon-coded to me. Who knows, maybe it's just a little too cerebral.)
ALL GAMES FROM THIS POINT ARE NEGA-GOONCORE, SHARE THESE GAMES WITH GOONERS TO RATTLE EM
They covered up ~20% of Eve's bust, this is false advertising, you will hear from my lawyer and also go to hell and die
Gooners have been posting the same unflattering screencap of Tanya for months in an attempt to divine their own Wall Guy.
Because it keeps getting asked: goons got real weird about this game because of MJ's model. Apparently she's very ugly and this makes the game completely unplayable. This went so far that they came up with an insane conspiracy theory that a writer, Ashley Poprik, inserted herself as the character model for MJ, which is patently false.
simultaneously gooncore and nega-gooncore because source filmmaker has gaslit people into thinking the girls got their asses shrunked
Goon-sesh interrupted by spreadsheets and expense reports.
"Too much actual consensual sex-having instead of the camera just doing unsolicited panty shots and all these hot bisexuals frighten and confuse the gooner" - ZapRowsdower
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@moschidae Well, us and Seanbaby. Thank you to EGM for exposing me to Bubble Bath Babes at a formative age. #ScrubADubDub #BubbleBathBoomer
Your silence on Onechanbara is deafening
Opening this list in a church will probably summon Satan and permanently stain the once holy ground with it's sin
@_YALP I did not want to awaken the sleeping beast.
@STRM I don't know I think that'd be pretty cool.
@AWACS_Lucio Thank you for your service.
@STRM I don't know I think that'd be pretty cool.
@AWACS_Lucio Thank you for your service.
TOMB RAIDER!! I am so offended.
putting Tomb Raider and Gex 3 on here feel a little like you fired a couple strays at my house
This is the most important list on Backloggd.
@Wollom @gruel Basing this purely on Lara's pull as a pinup icon in the late 90s. Gex? Put an S in front of it and what do you get? That's right: Sgex. i rest my case
@BlazingWaters I've been embedded with my subject like a war correspondent for months. Just out here doing the real hard-hitting journalism Backloggd needs.
@BlazingWaters I've been embedded with my subject like a war correspondent for months. Just out here doing the real hard-hitting journalism Backloggd needs.
Am I allowed to say I like Senran Kagura because the gameplay is really good, or will that cause the Goon Troop to put a bounty on my head?
@Hooblashooga Hm. I'll think about it.
Gooncore? Nega-Gooncore? All that matters is that Rumble Roses is peak!
i think i punctured my lung laughing at sgex
Getting reports on the ground that the Goons have turned against Stellar Blade. It's complete chaos here [gunfire in the distance] lot of talk about a petition, and the president of the goons [air raid siren] Mark Kern is going to address the nation shortly...! I'll keep everyone abreast of-- [massive explosion]
You know it's unfortunate you were in the vicinity of that massive explosion but thank fucking christ I won't have hear about Mark Kern again
@Weatherby
George Weatherby would win a Pulitzer Prize of Journalism for his stirring reports from America's Gooncaves.
George Weatherby would win a Pulitzer Prize of Journalism for his stirring reports from America's Gooncaves.
103 fever mentioned
not all heroes wear capes
I think the box art for Haydee is among the funniest of all art pieces humanity (or whoever blessed us with it) has produced
Idk if genshin would fit here since it doesn't have anything really horny in it but I've probably heard people talk about how much they want to fuck the characters more than any other community combined I'd say.
your discernment on which DoAs to include/exclude is noted and appreciated
@Vysetron I almost put them all on and then realized that while funny, I couldn't reasonably eat up 25% of the list with DOA games.
@snak The gif on that article made me choke on my drink, thank u
@G0dot I debated that for a while and ultimately decided against it because most of these games do attempt to directly cash in on sex appeal directly, but I already bent the rule for Skyrim, so I'm adding it.
@snak The gif on that article made me choke on my drink, thank u
@G0dot I debated that for a while and ultimately decided against it because most of these games do attempt to directly cash in on sex appeal directly, but I already bent the rule for Skyrim, so I'm adding it.
Honestly, I'd replace Genshin with Nikke. I feel nothing looking at Genshin characters.
Then again, there's something to be said for the fact that I can't completely banish the white bread-ass women of Genshin from my Twitter timeline.
This "forthcoming anthropological study on the Genshin Impact community." Of mine will uh...ummm...come out in a few years I guess idk
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"You've played 1 / 37 games" "Your avg rating 1.00" i've never been prouder
"You've played 1/37 games" "Your average rating is a 10/10" gulp
@Palipilino 6/37, 2.25. DOA doing a lot of lifting on that average.
moschidae
10 days ago