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Starnger Of Paradise will be better

If Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze is peak Donkey Kong, then Yoshi's Woolly World is peak Yoshi. Which is funny because both of these games released during the Wii U era. This game is everything, man. The best level design, the best soundtrack, the best cuteness factor, the best EVERYTHING of any Yoshi game. You even get to have multiple skins for Yoshi!! ITS PURELY COSMETIC BUT I LOVE STUFF LIKE THAT SO MUCH. As much as I love Wario Land Shake It and Kirby's Epic Yarn, this is the best game Good-Feel has ever made. All it took was for them to unravel a dinosaur-shaped spool of yarn

Everybody loves a shmup where you can wave your dick around

Sonic and Tails are sent to the strangest dimension ever discovered, Australia

yeah this games cute and all but why did this pleasant ass british gentleman look me dead in the eyes and ask "Can you rearrange these matchsticks to make a picture of a dead dog?"

oh no they put mustard on my yakuza!

YEAH BABY, THIS THE REAL SHIT RIGHT HERE, WHEN'S GAROUDEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Fucking ass to ass, real hardcore, men bashing and kissing god fearing red blooded american GLORY TO THE RISING SUN

My first Fire Emblem! I'm an avid Shadow Dragon fan, as you can tell from the score, and in my local Fire Emblem aficionados community I'm known as the "Akaneia guy". What gives?

Put simply, the ease of play and replayability give this game a lot of mileage. There's a lot of characters, lots of maps and lots of difficulty settings to talk about and personally I just really like Marth's role in this game, where he is a strong character in his own, suffering because of loss but still having to be the role model for everyone else. It's a weirdly personal tale, something I really like (something the sequel will ruin but that's another story). I wholeheartedly recommend this game even just for how easy to play and fast it is, compared to other slower games in the same franchise.

Im trying to learn japanese to play this game

@ChatGPT can you make me a Castlevania game

why is the spirit of death himself trying to boycott my newspaper

i have no dick and i must cream