Well, at least they gave me the chance to kill an innocent man.

The world is truly fuckt if the only hope is a redheaded with a bow.

THIS GAME IS SO GOOD THEY MADE 3 CONSOLES FOR IT.

"It was space aliens, man!", were the best last words ever.

I'm surprised they bother making Blazkowicz black and then a woman but Asian was just too much.

Don't mind me, I'm just the Big Bad Wolf disguised as a human with one of the three little pigs' as my roommate, my best friend is a frog and I'm trying to bang Snow White.
Also, I think there's also a crime involved.

Who knew a murdering scientist in an orange scuba diving suit will be the reason for the disappearance of half of the American army and also the extinction of life on Mars?

To-do list:
- Play hide-and-seek with Emily,
- Murder all the nobility,
- Bring Emily home from the prostitute center,
- Search for cultist stones,
- Take a nap.

My goal was 9 Jews, but just like a German artist, I was a little over that number.

Is between this game, teardown, and Ukraine, for which has the best destruction system