Don't mind me, I'm just the Big Bad Wolf disguised as a human with one of the three little pigs' as my roommate, my best friend is a frog and I'm trying to bang Snow White. Also, I think there's also a crime involved.
Who knew a murdering scientist in an orange scuba diving suit will be the reason for the disappearance of half of the American army and also the extinction of life on Mars?
To-do list: - Play hide-and-seek with Emily, - Murder all the nobility, - Bring Emily home from the prostitute center, - Search for cultist stones, - Take a nap.