About The EVIL Me

yes. yes. yes. a list trend that lets me HATE on things.
opposite of this list: https://www.backloggd.com/u/Ricecreammm/list/about-you-video-games/

LEAST FAVOURITE GAME OF ALL TIME: Xenoblade Chronicles 2

I don't think I'll ever find another game that I take as much personal offense to as this one. Just thinking about it makes my blood boil and steam come out of my ears. Never can I say I loved the first Xenoblade without drawing some ire and suspicion now that this game and the legacy its paving exist. Everything I love gets co-opted and ruined by horny weebs sooner or later.
LEAST FAVOURITE SERIES: Hashino-era Persona
Persona didn't deserve this... It could have been something to stand head-and-toe with Shin Megami Tensei, but now it's once again be co-opted by horny weebs with no sense of taste and is far more widespread than SMT while being far, far worse.
LEAST FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: Astral Chain

Has all the hallmarks of a soundtrack I would at least consider a guilty pleasure, but it just bored me to tears. Out of all the Platinum soul that was sucked away from this game, the soundtrack took the biggest blow of all.
LEAST FAVOURITE PROTAGONIST: Alex Eggleston

This is a weird one, because Alex is pretty obviously meant to be hated. He's a self-centred, eggheaded, egotistical prick who everyone around him can't stand, only making the fact that someone like him would be the centre of all things sting as a reveal so much more. The amount I hate him is purposeful, but god damn do I hate him.

Just to note, I would have but Rex from XC2 here instead but I don't wanna double dip
LEAST FAVOURITE VILLAIN: Singularity

Ohhhh my god I was so sick and tired of this guy. He talks just like the Angels of previous Bayonetta game, but without any of the bravado, and none of the humour coming from Bayonetta's jabs. Why is she taking him seriously? Why is anyone taking him seriously?
LEAST FAVOURITE STORY: Detroit: Become Human

Press X to COMMIT RACIST VIOLENCE
Press O to NOT BE RACIST
HAVE PLAYED BUT WISH I HADN'T: HEARTBEAT

Thinking that I ever gave even a cent to people like this makes me fucking sick.
YOU DIDN'T GET INTO BUT EVERYONE GETS INTO: Monster Hunter Rise

Since these can't really be swapped around that well, I'll just do a less extreme version of it. I wish I could get into Monster Hunter!! It's fun during the times when I start out, but the grind just gets to be too much and I always feel like I'm letting down the friends I play with. Just gives me too many bad vibes to stick with for very long, even if I gave it a lot of chances to get its hooks in me.
YOU GOT INTO BUT EVERYONE DOESN'T GET INTO: Slap Happy Rhythm Busters

With smaller, less competitively focused fighting games like this, I tend to just play it enough to get a good feel for it then put it down, but I'm still grinding Slap Happy Rhythm Busters. Even if I may never find another person to fight against, I still do...
LEAST FAVOURITE ART STYLE: Fable II

This is definitely the best example of that general gross look of overly hazy, grey Xbox 360 games that try really hard to pull off realism but can't quite do it. Comes with really gross UI/UX as well!
LEAST FAVOURITE ENDING:

I'm counting everything from That Scene In Chapter 6 onwards as "the ending", because it's where the game goes from being pretty good to falling off a sheer cliff into one of the most infuriating pieces of writing I've seen in a game. At least Xenoblade 2 had the respect to lose me right away instead of getting my hopes up
WORST BOSS FIGHT: Prowling Magus and Congregation
kinda funny though
ELDERLY GAME:

I really hope I wind up becoming another puzzle gamer grandma
DISCOMFORTING GAME: Resident Evil 7: Biohazard

I wouldn't say this is a stressful or even particularly scary game for me from what I played of it, but so much of it just creeps me out too much to feel comfortable playing it more.
STRESS RELIEF GAME: Mini Metro

Just a nice little puzzle game to boot up and play a bit after a long day. It'll never not be satisfying linking up every track just right.
GAME I ONLY PLAYED ONCE AND DON'T INTEND ON PLAYING AGAIN: Fallout: New Vegas

I tried with this, but I just really don't jive with it, or Fallout in general. I'm sure it's really good, but it's just not for me! Sorry, trans women!
GAME I OPENLY HATE: Kingdom Hearts

I never intend to really play or look at these games more than I already have. I know enough. It's just so fun to hate, anyways!
GAME I HAVE BUT HAVEN'T PLAYED YET: Chrono Cross

I got the Radical Dreamers edition gifted to me months ago and still have yet to open it up. Oops!

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