im completely satisfied
my other life i will not miss
an altered beast until i die
and i will not give up on this
NEVER!!!

every area in this game, just visually speaking, is incredible. each area is very distinct and it was always a treat to push forward and progress just to see what was next. so many unique little things in this game too. so much character. as others have said, the combat is a bit annoying but it also feels good occasionally. some of the weapons, though, dont make much sense to me. the weapon you get as a reward at the end does a crazy amount of damage, but it takes >10 seconds to load one shot. i can output more than its damage in about 7 seconds just by throwing a bunch of axes. other than that though, i really loved this. excited for this dev's next project!

cool that they made a purely co-op experience so i could share these games with my girl friend :)

AAAHHHHHHHH~~!!!!!..................................................................................................................................................................Get Ready

quite possibly the ugliest spritework in an NES game

2015

forced my poor fiancee to play this. even on safe mode she was crying and screaming and getting mad at me but i love her anyway <3

probably the best NES soundtrack along with kirbys adventure

streamed for my epic fiancee

insanely good environmental art and pretty good level design. played on hard and found the game a bit too easy. never died to an enemy besides the final boss. feels like i always had more than enough health and mana

one of the best NES games buried underneath some bullshit

im just reviewing shadows of rose here, i havent played any of the new mercenaries stuff yet or third person in the main game

it was fun! i kinda wish there were some new setpieces and was a little disappointed that most of the game takes place in the castle and house beneviento again. insane steam reviewers saying the dlc only took them 1 - 1.5 hours to beat. it took me about 3 hours and i wasn't going slow or anything. also whats up with the end credits song trying to sound like bjork

for some reason trying to play with keyboard and mouse was broken for us, the mouse was just stuck to the center of the screen. we had to use an xbox controller which kept flicking between ps4 control prompts and xbox ones. other than that the game is cute and silly and took us just under 2 hours to complete. we could go back and try to 100% all the tasks but the tasks are a little basic and boring. game just feels like it needs more content, and maybe better content. but still, had some fun playing this with my girlfriend <3

probably the best NES arcade style game

played with my abi girl friend and it was fun she got so fucking mad at me she was kicking me and screaming

how do you even lose once you get the thing that blocks off the hole. ive been playing for like 20 minutes and havent lost. im getting tired