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He Who Plays Video Games

3 stars means it's a fun time
Personal Ratings
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Favorite Games

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Pokémon Black Version 2
Pokémon Black Version 2
Banjo-Tooie
Banjo-Tooie
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VII

018

Total Games Played

008

Played in 2024

000

Games Backloggd


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Super Mario Sunshine
Super Mario Sunshine

May 03

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

Apr 28

Mario Party
Mario Party

Apr 23

Star Wars: Dark Forces
Star Wars: Dark Forces

Apr 19

Paper Mario
Paper Mario

Apr 01

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On the one hand, the most satisfying controls ever seen in mainline Mario mixed with a weirdly cohesive setting and creative character designs. On the other, multiple missions designed only to frustrate the player, as well as a looming sense of jank otherwise unbeknownst to Nintendo. It's a mess, but if you're willing to go with its flow, it's a fun time.

Full of contempt for the player, and featuring a couple of minigames that quite literally physically hurt to play. Still, the concept is brilliant, and - even putting aside nostalgia - I cannot help but get a lot of mileage out of its pure sadism. A guilty pleasure.

Fundamentally evil video game. Very enjoyable.