Sir_Spaghetti
2014
THEY MADE A SEQUEL?!
2017
This game could be a serious overwatch competitor if it wouldn’t run on the spaghetti noodle engine 3000
1994
Wow some people seriously sat down one day and said let’s make a masterpiece because that is the only way you can create something as godly as Hotel Mario. I gotta give props to any company nowadays that stick to their creative vision and don’t try to appeal to everyone for profit.
That is the reason some of you think this game isn’t good your IQ simply is too low. People will always tell you about Fromsoftware and the great games they produce. Fuck them, Miyazaki is shivering his timbers after he played this masterpiece. Little fun fact for all of you Miyazaki himself said that this was the best game he ever played he even quoted following famous line after finishing this game “A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad“. We all hate modern games for their
repetitive Ubisoft like gameplay open worlds, boring stories, lootboxes, in game transactions, battlepasses and life service bullshit. This game has none of the mentioned bullshit, you have a game that was created with a clear vision because it knows a game for everyone are games for no one. It has a clear level structure with a great not WOKE Story and a soundtrack that makes the final fantasy soundtrack look like the average Hazbin Hotel song. The effort and care the devs seem to have put into this game is outstanding. In an age of games that are released buggy, broken and unfinished, Philips Interactive deserve a thank you for making such a masterpiece.
When it released a lot of replies saying Final Fantasy VI is better. Can't we just agree with Hotel Mario and Final Fantasy VI releasing in the same month that it must have been a great time to be a gamer?
But Jokes aside now if you disagree with me you are nitpicking and biased I win bye bye.
That is the reason some of you think this game isn’t good your IQ simply is too low. People will always tell you about Fromsoftware and the great games they produce. Fuck them, Miyazaki is shivering his timbers after he played this masterpiece. Little fun fact for all of you Miyazaki himself said that this was the best game he ever played he even quoted following famous line after finishing this game “A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad“. We all hate modern games for their
repetitive Ubisoft like gameplay open worlds, boring stories, lootboxes, in game transactions, battlepasses and life service bullshit. This game has none of the mentioned bullshit, you have a game that was created with a clear vision because it knows a game for everyone are games for no one. It has a clear level structure with a great not WOKE Story and a soundtrack that makes the final fantasy soundtrack look like the average Hazbin Hotel song. The effort and care the devs seem to have put into this game is outstanding. In an age of games that are released buggy, broken and unfinished, Philips Interactive deserve a thank you for making such a masterpiece.
When it released a lot of replies saying Final Fantasy VI is better. Can't we just agree with Hotel Mario and Final Fantasy VI releasing in the same month that it must have been a great time to be a gamer?
But Jokes aside now if you disagree with me you are nitpicking and biased I win bye bye.
2010
I played this with a friend on discord at 3 am and it was the funniest shit ever. It’s so bad I don’t know how some critics seriously gave this horrible horrible story a good review back in the day. But it’s exactly the right kind of trash it’s like watching the real life Super Mario movie or Venom, it might be shit but it’s super entertaining. Bad game buy it.
Okay I am in chapter 9 of the game now and I have really mixed feelings about it so far.
Would anyone who played through this recommend me to continue or should I stop? Is there anything that comes in following chapters that makes it worth continuing?
Would anyone who played through this recommend me to continue or should I stop? Is there anything that comes in following chapters that makes it worth continuing?
2023
Yeah just not my type of game
Me and a friend both thought it was boring I don’t know why but I just didn’t like the gameplay loop. I can see that it’s a quality title it just isn’t for me.
Me and a friend both thought it was boring I don’t know why but I just didn’t like the gameplay loop. I can see that it’s a quality title it just isn’t for me.
2018
Can’t let people know I fw this heavily
2021
Shit makes FIFA look like Elden Ring
2023
This game is bad even for a FIFA game but it doesn’t matter because I will still put 500 hours into it because there is no good alternative.
Not to deep into the game so far but who decided to give these characters British accents, that has to be worst decision I have ever seen when it comes to voice acting it’s like constant ear cancer.
2017
The finale of this game made me go from thinking "wtf is this writing" to me genuinely tearing up in the span of 10 minutes.
It’s black flag 2 with a story that falls off after the prologue. Solid game though
2019
Great game
I personally did not enjoy however but definitely a good buy if you like rogue likes
I personally did not enjoy however but definitely a good buy if you like rogue likes
2017
Actually underrated game
2020
Don’t let the masterfully written characters with all timer performances by the actors, open world with so much intrigue and depth, side quests that are genuinely interesting, deep character creator and RPG elements, interesting and varied combat with many ways to win a battle , decisions that actually matter for the story no matter how little they are, unparalleled lore and story, SEX and multiple ways to solve basically anything in this game distract you from the fact that we never saw baldur and his gate.
Horrible game
Horrible game