SkeletonHouse
Great game. The gunplay is a lot better, but it doesn't have quite the je ne sais quoi umami of the first one. Is that solely because Sam Lake Face is absent? Who's to say.
2007
Kyle Hyde might be the most competent video game protagonist of all time. Fella will peel the deepest secrets right off of your soul and then go slam a bourbon and play some ten-pin with Louie. Absolute king.
1993
I was having a blast fighting through the Robot Master stages (Reploid Master stages? I dunno the plot man), and then the Sigma stages hit me like a brick wall. And then Sigma himself hit me like a neutron star.
2007
Bless Luigi's heart, he's trying.
DK Mountain is the best track in any cart racer.
2001
I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as ashes. You're all diamonds. A shining light to our brothers in arms, even in death.
We are Diamond Dogs.
We are Diamond Dogs.
A little better than Duke, not quite as good as Blood. Considered giving this 3 stars so my friends don't think I'm racist, but had to give it 4 because it was fun to blame everything I didn't like on Randy Pitchford.
1999
Sapience truly is a curse.
2014
Fun gameplay but slightly wears out it's welcome, especially when you realize there's no penalty for dying. On the other hand, King Buzzo.
2019
I'll be honest, I don't get it. Great soundtrack though.
2018
I love clunkin' and chunkin'.
2023
I haven't actually watched Lord of the Rings since the mid aughts.
Is it funny? I mean, not really. It's a Postal game. You'll get a chuckle out of something and the very next punchline will be a fart noise. But is it a fun game?
Oh yeah. It's fun.
I can't think of another game that is a spinoff of a series that rises so far above the other games. Yeah, you peed on a guy in Postal 2 when you were 12 and that became a formative memory, but from a 'joy chemicals are flooding my brain' perspective, man this game is good.
Oh yeah. It's fun.
I can't think of another game that is a spinoff of a series that rises so far above the other games. Yeah, you peed on a guy in Postal 2 when you were 12 and that became a formative memory, but from a 'joy chemicals are flooding my brain' perspective, man this game is good.
2018
Certified mobile game hater reporting in, this game rules.
I did not expect to be doing rocket launcher air juggles today.