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max is so depressed and horny lmao he's literally me

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soul-sucking, taught me many different languages but only the worst words in each. Not for the faint of heart. Community will destroy you and rebuild you similar to the army just more f'd up.

It's so weird to me how much this game looks and feels like it just comes default in the games tab of your fresh out of the box Vista from Dell and yet it is so good.

The big drawback to the game though is the difficulty scaling - boy howdy do monsters punch way above their weight towards the latter half and really prolong the experience more than is justified.

Still worth it for a rare instance of a mythology game that doesn't suck, also has a bunch of new expansions I have yet to play so there is still some love going into this one, somehow.

Only thing worse than a game that people are really annoying about is when all the annoying people are right and now you're one of the annoying people

Balatro is THE Point-Scoring Joker-based Solitaire spirited Northernlioncore Poker Roguelite among the entire genre! These points are so hot they burn, the combos so juicy that the squeeze is always worth it, the fundaments of our brain chemistry brought upon static filled Computer Screen. If you are in possession of a pattern-seeking neural complex, get on the train and start rolling for lucky sevens

This happened to my friend Kyle

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Did this guy just throw me a katana and say "we're fighting" in my open-world California simulator

you have a dedicated kick shit button and a demon lady lives inside your head. pretty poggers.