2019
The literal only reason I played this was because my friends liked 2 back in the day and wanted to give this a shot. They didn't like this so imagine how I feel.
Is this Sonic Frontiers?
Me: Man I have literally hundreds of other media I need to get through.
Also me: You know what I wanna get the gnome achievement.
Also me: You know what I wanna get the gnome achievement.
It's just nice having these characters be well written again. Ace Attorney 7 is real and its name is The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog.
2017
"If you don't mind me asking. Have you ever had sex?"
"No I haven't"
punk4eva will remember that
This was the single most intimidating line in the entire game.
"No I haven't"
punk4eva will remember that
This was the single most intimidating line in the entire game.
2022
Captures the early 2000's Sonic confidence and willingness to try something new that has been sorely missed for the last decade. If this is the future of Sonic and what ST will develop further then I am genuinely excited to see whats next. Also GOAT Ian Flynn.
1999
The Virgin Shodan: "HOW DARE YOU INTERUPT MY ASCENDENCE. WE CAN RULE TOGETHER" VS The Chad Soldier G65434-2: "nah"
Stellar visual upgrade that made revisiting it for the 3rd time as magical as the first. Missed opportunity as a remake, some day the fabled 8 beta collosi will come to light, but still it's the best version of SOTC now.
2009
Replace the open world with a more linear structure and it would be better since the combat is fun, if easy, and the story is enjoyable schlock but the OW gets in the way.
2007
A mechanically shallow Max Payne but is so over the top with set pieces and style it can still be a fun time.
id made an entirely new enemy just to get people to actually use the stupid microwave beam mod.
You know that clip of Cloud in FF7R where he's ready to use the sword but hits the top of the door frame? Is basically that the game.
A pretty basic hack and slash, with some really dated and obnoxious elements like the credits system made worse by the Crash 1 tier save system, but as a fan of the series I still had a good time. Especially with the bosses and ST.
A pretty basic hack and slash, with some really dated and obnoxious elements like the credits system made worse by the Crash 1 tier save system, but as a fan of the series I still had a good time. Especially with the bosses and ST.
2012
The most fear I felt throughout this entire game was realising that the sound effect used in every cutscene was from Cinema Sins.
2013
This review contains spoilers
DS's combat is still fun with a cool atmosphere, if still easy, but I hate literally every character and it's still amazing how much they ruin Isaac's character just by giving him a voice.
The most joy was when I finally got to shoot Norton and as the cutscene ended his body just shot off on it's own in front of the camera because Dead Space physics lol.
The most joy was when I finally got to shoot Norton and as the cutscene ended his body just shot off on it's own in front of the camera because Dead Space physics lol.
2012
Fine with a cool aesthetic and nice story although limited as it quickly runs out of ideas for the paint ball mechanic, turning into unrelated if interesting ideas like the box forming, before the ending which doesn't use any of the mechanics at all for a basic climax.