Sonozaki
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Main character seems like the kind of guy who would review games on backlogged.
fans love to make erroneous arguments about how detractors dislike the game cos it's different, but the problem has always been that those differences amount to nothing of substance. if they're not completely insignificant they're fakeouts or walked back, if they're not fakeouts or walked back they're jj abrams mystery box bullshit to keep the online dustcloud with arms and legs kicking and howling about The Implications for another four years. this is a game more concerned with how to capture will they/won't they Engagement than its own thematic core; an impressively meticulous effort moored in goopy fanservice and speculation bait
control freak energy from top to bottom, sanitized to an extent that you'd think square report directly to the health department, and guided by one of the medium's most overbearing directorial hands. all slick and shiny bombast and spectacle, perfect skin, compilation pilled navel gazing, and endlessly wrested control. thirty long hours of red light green light meandering thru kidzbop cover acts of familiar events and environments before shunting all responsibility for unpacking anything it might have to say onto the next game
big win for folks who wanted tifa to be a noodle armed simp and sephiroth to have the presence of yakuza kiwami majima
control freak energy from top to bottom, sanitized to an extent that you'd think square report directly to the health department, and guided by one of the medium's most overbearing directorial hands. all slick and shiny bombast and spectacle, perfect skin, compilation pilled navel gazing, and endlessly wrested control. thirty long hours of red light green light meandering thru kidzbop cover acts of familiar events and environments before shunting all responsibility for unpacking anything it might have to say onto the next game
big win for folks who wanted tifa to be a noodle armed simp and sephiroth to have the presence of yakuza kiwami majima
The global release of this is my most anticipated game of all time because I have a new job with a long train commute starting on exactly June 1st, 2024 so itβs going to be awesome having something to play on those commutes
Saya no Uta
2003
"Are you ready for the sexualising minors in your story lesson?"
Kazutaka Kodaka gulped.
Katsura Hashino nodded.
Nisio Isin blinked nervously.
"Yes, Gen Urobuchi" they said in unison.
Kazutaka Kodaka gulped.
Katsura Hashino nodded.
Nisio Isin blinked nervously.
"Yes, Gen Urobuchi" they said in unison.
Subway Surfers
2012
This and a Peter Griffin smoking crack
High on Life
2022
While streaming this game I got a headache, three friends got nauseous and a fourth one fell asleep just for him to comment an hour later that he had an awful dream regarding cockroaches.
An actual physical and psychological hazard, don't play it.
An actual physical and psychological hazard, don't play it.
This review contains spoilers
regardless of what ryukishi wants you to believe, forgetting about your middle school crush is not a grave sin
You guys ever notice how "Without love, it can't be seen." Is always quoted by the most deranged hate filled schizoid you've ever met in your life?
She journeying to my sector D till I feel strange
Overwatch 2
2022
as an owner of a prepaid phone plan i sadly cannot play this, if anybody would be so kind as to leave your phone number down below so i can try it out i'd appreciate it (WOMEN ONLY) πππππππ
Off
2008
be careful! if you say in chat that you beat this game, it will sound like a euphemism for "masturbation" !
Saya no Uta
2003
friend of mine kept trying to get me to play this for a really long time, eventually i caved and played the first five minutes or so before putting it away. i barely remember the game but she got arrested for child porn a year later so three stars
Consolecels will NEVER be able to play My Stepbro is a Femboy. PCchads, how do we keep winning?
KAMIGE :
i personally separate my life to pre-oppai academy big bouncy booby babes and post-oppai academy big bouncy booby babes periods, as reading it has completely changed how i view the world. it taught me to appreciate life much more (or rather in a different way) than i used to and also be more honest with myself. it may have a similar effect on you, or it may do nothing if itβs not your kind of thing, but one thing is clear β youβve got to read it even if itβs the last thing you do. my life has been an ongoing quest to discover life-changing works of fiction, and despite having gone through thousands of books, movies, games and the like, i have yet to find anything to even rival oppai academy big bouncy booby babes. iβm honestly getting goosebumps just remembering it.
i personally separate my life to pre-oppai academy big bouncy booby babes and post-oppai academy big bouncy booby babes periods, as reading it has completely changed how i view the world. it taught me to appreciate life much more (or rather in a different way) than i used to and also be more honest with myself. it may have a similar effect on you, or it may do nothing if itβs not your kind of thing, but one thing is clear β youβve got to read it even if itβs the last thing you do. my life has been an ongoing quest to discover life-changing works of fiction, and despite having gone through thousands of books, movies, games and the like, i have yet to find anything to even rival oppai academy big bouncy booby babes. iβm honestly getting goosebumps just remembering it.
Dramatical Murder
2012
funny how most people say they read this younger for shits and giggles or downloaded it on accident when the process for it was a specific step by step tutorial that lead to several attempts for it to run.